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Fuq. I KNEW I was gonna get the most (and I think only) inappropro idea in the whole journal XD Anyways, I tried making this as innocent as possible despite the subject not really being, well, innocent lol. Wasn’t sure whether to put a mature tag on this or not. I didn’t because the there’s nothing really in the picture.
 
HOWEVER, I’m not really sure how this description is gonna go, so be warned!
 

 
Illusion: …………
 
Claire: W-what?
 
Illusion: Are you sure you wanna do this? I mean we don’t have to if you don’t want to
 
Claire: What makes you think I don’t want to? I never said I didn’t
 
Illusion: Crys, you are shaking like crazy and we’ve just been sitting here for over an hour
 
Claire: Fine! Here! assumes position (fug i rlly have no idea how else to put it)
 
Illusion: Whoa, uh, okay. Are you sure you’re not gonna freak out?
 
Claire: I’m sure!
 
Illusion: Crys, I know you better than that. You get like this when you’re scared
 
Claire: sits up What do you mean “get like this”? What’s “this”?
 
Illusion: Defensive and moody
 
Claire: No I don’t!
 
Illusion: raises eyebrow and touches Claire’s shoulder
 
Claire: shivers
 
Illusion: chuckles
 
Claire: So what if I’m a little nervous? Can we just do this please?
 
Illusion: ……… whatever you say. You ready then?
 
Claire: nods
 
Illusion: ‘Kay, don’t freak out alright?
 
Claire: Mmhmm
 
Illusion: Here we go
 
Claire: NnnggggGGGGGHH roars
 
Illusion: jumps back OW! Owowowowowow
 
Claire: Illusion?! Are you okay? whips around and tail hits Illusion’s face
 
Illusion: Ouch!
 
Claire: Illusion!
 
Illusion: I’m fine, I’m fine. I think your spikes got me
 
Claire: Oh no, let me see. Oh Celestia, you’re bleeding! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
 
Illusion: It’s okay. I’m fine chuckles
 
Claire: Oh, those cuts look bad, Lulu!
 
Illusion: Nothing a couple bandages can’t help.
 
Claire: Ahhh, I’m so sorry!
 
Illusion: Hey, hey, hey, relax kisses Claire on the head I shoulda saw this coming
 
Claire: I’m so embarassed
 
Illusion: Could’ve been worse
 
Claire: Illusion. That literally could NOT have gone any worse.
 
Illusion: Pfft, yeah you’re right.
 
Claire: groans
 
Illusion: ……..
 
Claire: ………..
 
Claire and Illusion: The worst possible thing both chuckle
 

 
Hopefully that wasn’t too inappropro. I tried mah best!
 
 
:iconxxseptemberxx:’s idea (#299) was the idea chosen from my Ideas journal
 
“Ilusions and claire First time owo,”

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It was a joke. It’s “popular understanding” that virgins always bleed on their first time, so I used the ambiguous tone to imply Clair drawing Illusion’s blood satisfies that requirement.