Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!
Description
Fuq. I KNEW I was gonna get the most (and I think only) inappropro idea in the whole journal XD Anyways, I tried making this as innocent as possible despite the subject not really being, well, innocent lol. Wasn’t sure whether to put a mature tag on this or not. I didn’t because the there’s nothing really in the picture.
HOWEVER, I’m not really sure how this description is gonna go, so be warned!
HOWEVER, I’m not really sure how this description is gonna go, so be warned!
Illusion: …………
Claire: W-what?
Illusion: Are you sure you wanna do this? I mean we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Claire: What makes you think I don’t want to? I never said I didn’t
Illusion: Crys, you are shaking like crazy and we’ve just been sitting here for over an hour
Claire: Fine! Here! assumes position (fug i rlly have no idea how else to put it)
Illusion: Whoa, uh, okay. Are you sure you’re not gonna freak out?
Claire: I’m sure!
Illusion: Crys, I know you better than that. You get like this when you’re scared
Claire: sits up What do you mean “get like this”? What’s “this”?
Illusion: Defensive and moody
Claire: No I don’t!
Illusion: raises eyebrow and touches Claire’s shoulder
Claire: shivers
Illusion: chuckles
Claire: So what if I’m a little nervous? Can we just do this please?
Illusion: ……… whatever you say. You ready then?
Claire: nods
Illusion: ‘Kay, don’t freak out alright?
Claire: Mmhmm
Illusion: Here we go
Claire: NnnggggGGGGGHH roars
Illusion: jumps back OW! Owowowowowow
Claire: Illusion?! Are you okay? whips around and tail hits Illusion’s face
Illusion: Ouch!
Claire: Illusion!
Illusion: I’m fine, I’m fine. I think your spikes got me
Claire: Oh no, let me see. Oh Celestia, you’re bleeding! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
Illusion: It’s okay. I’m fine chuckles
Claire: Oh, those cuts look bad, Lulu!
Illusion: Nothing a couple bandages can’t help.
Claire: Ahhh, I’m so sorry!
Illusion: Hey, hey, hey, relax kisses Claire on the head I shoulda saw this coming
Claire: I’m so embarassed
Illusion: Could’ve been worse
Claire: Illusion. That literally could NOT have gone any worse.
Illusion: Pfft, yeah you’re right.
Claire: groans
Illusion: ……..
Claire: ………..
Claire and Illusion: The worst possible thing both chuckle
Hopefully that wasn’t too inappropro. I tried mah best!
:iconxxseptemberxx:’s idea (#299) was the idea chosen from my Ideas journal
“Ilusions and claire First time owo,”
Start here.
Yea that just me sorry
It made me chuckle at the time. A lot can change over 2 months.
Yea but it sound a little cheesy no offense.
It was a joke. It’s “popular understanding” that virgins always bleed on their first time, so I used the ambiguous tone to imply Clair drawing Illusion’s blood satisfies that requirement.
Really? |[
Like Plate Mail