Challenge accepted

picture this. picture yourself there before the shooting stars begin, eating and talking with them on that hilltop. picture a background pony a few yards away announcing that they saw the first star. picture standing there with them, watching those stars on a clear night in the outskirts of Ponyville.
 
 
oh, i know how unlikely it is that avoiding clopping for an oddly specific amount of days will suddenly turn a fictitious cartoon concept into a reality, but at the same time, comparing the temporary high of “clopping” to time spent in Equestria, ………. can we really say it’s not worth a try anyway?

I don’t clop, so this is not a problem for me at all. …Or does that automatically disqualify me?

only 1,000 days super duper easy

Define clopping. are you restricting masturbation to ponies, or masturbation in general?

@googoojagoo  
nice try.

I made it…Equestria looks an awful lot like earth

Depends…. only a visit? Or permanent residence

I’d rather fap on earth

Can i still fap?

Reported as a duplicate of >>195500

1000 days so three years that’s cake :T

Dupe.

If I don’t release it to something(whether it be fap/clop/slap/fart/etc.), I’ll go insane!

>Don’t touch yourlself for almost 3 years.  
>Can’t go 1 fucking day without touching myself.  
>Never gonna visit Equestria.
 
I’m happy with my 3000 masturbations, thanks.

I am brony for a year, so it’s alredy only 635 days left. The REAL challenge is to not forget about your proposal, Celly.

that is it?!  
i would fucking rip my own arm off and eat it raw down to the bone to get there…

@ze
 
On the simplest level, even a mediocre telekinetic could pluck out your eyeballs or snap your spinal cord. Fun.
 
Kind of shows how nice ponies are that they don’t do that when angry. Or at least unicorns.

The idea of facing REAL magic without magic of my own freaks me the fuck out.

OH GOD.
 
I do NOT want to visit Equestria.

Maybe how can i indues a coma

how about 10..?

Done.