There’s no way I can do this.

I already did this like five times. It was called “Birth to age 14”.

Wait…Isn’t the general magical length a year and a day?

Three years?!

@Dr. Outback
 
Er… Nope.  

I’ve went 16 years without clopping, can I come?

nah  
even though i’d get killed in 2 minutes, i’d rather go to Mega City 1

I’ve already gone 1000 days without clopping. Let me in already!

I’m in, even if it’s 1000 years.

@Randomosaur  
You did it already?

This is a joke guys. Not to mention that full-immersion virtual reality will probably be here in 27 years or so.

But then I’d probably end up doing it there. Would you rather that?

@BP  
I have a GF, but since we’re not legal yet…
 
Welp. Already out!

Possible? yes
 
Difficult? Of course it is

Well damn.

NOPE, I’M OUT
 

masturbating in general or to ponies. If the latter then I already won

Okay.
 
 
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I failed.

Way ahead of you there, Princess.

Now this is when a girlfriend/boyfriend becomes a necessity to win this challenge.

i already got a free pass then… _yay

Well one down and a few people have already quit.

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…welp, I failed.

I’lllll do it!

not worth it