Everything you never wanted to know about Twilight Sparkle…

Or maybe everything you do want to know. It’s a matter of perspective, after all.

Um… what was in the book?

Dear God, time to-  
@Background Pony #5AA0  
NO

Today class… we’re learning about friends… with benifits

I’d like a follow-up in which Twilight tries to get the books back, but the students won’t let them go because they’ve fallen in love with the actual stories.

We will just blame Derpy.

@lasty  
Extra, extra breaking news from the school news paper our Guidance counselor and head mare bring a whole crate of 18+ book into the school.

I don’t even know where to start with the titles…

Perhaps a different kind of plumbing book.

@redweasel  
Oh, how naughty!

“and then ronaldo looked me deep in the eyes… and booped my snoot.”

Starlight: Well, how was I supposed to know that books titled Coitus in the Classroom, Explicit, Not for Children, 18+ Only weren’t textbooks!?  
Twilight: (angry look)  
Starlight: Okay, fine. But I’m not the one who had porn delivered to the school when my home is seconds away.  
Derpy: I’ve got a crate here for Starlight Glimmer c/o Friendship School.  
Starlight: That’s, uh, probably just chalk and, er, desk legs. Things our students need. yeah, that’s the ticket.  
Derpy: Awww, that means I delivered this crate of back-issues of Horned n’ Horny: Purple and Blue Chicks Annual to the wrong place. Guess I better take ‘em back to the post offi-  
Starlight: NO!!  
Twilight: well, at least you didn’t pass out the erotica that Pinkie reads. (shudder)
 
Yona: Yona is speechless… (thinking) shovel-play with teacher! that yak fetish!

@Background Pony #64DA  
Just because you say so… 🙄

Whoops she delivered all her personal books in whole ponyville

Extra, extra read all about it. Princess Twilight give under age student adult books.

@Background Pony #64DA  
Its Twilights own fsult for having thise types of books sent to the school to begin with. Shoukd have gad them delivered to the castle.

There first time reading fifty shades of neigh.

This why starlight should get fired for.

@mbeeston  
Ooooohhhhh. 🙎

@Spiritus Arcane  
I know, i mean geez, a whole crate?

@Background Pony #3901  
makes sense with her cutiemark.

@mbeeston  
What? 😮

So Twilight orders dirty romance novels in bulk?

Oopsie.