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**Starlight:** Well, how was I supposed to know that books titled _*Coitus in the Classroom, Explicit, Not for Children, 18+ Only_* weren't textbooks!?
**Twilight:** (angry look)
**Starlight:** Okay, fine. But I'm not the one who had porn delivered to the school when my home is seconds away.
**Derpy:** I've got a crate here for Starlight Glimmer c/o Friendship School.
**Starlight:** That's, uh, probably just chalk and, er, desk legs. Things our students need. yeah, that's the ticket.
**Derpy:** Awww, that means I delivered this crate of back-issues of_*Horned n' Horny: Purple and Blue Chicks Annual_* to the wrong place. Guess I better take 'em back to the post offi-
**Starlight:_*NO!!_*
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**Twilight:** well, at least you didn't pass out the erotica that Pinkie reads. (shudder)
**Yona:** Yona is speechless... (thinking)_*shovel-play with teacher! that yak fetish!_*
**Twilight:** (angry look)
**Starlight:** Okay, fine. But I'm not the one who had porn delivered to the school when my home is seconds away.
**Derpy:** I've got a crate here for Starlight Glimmer c/o Friendship School.
**Starlight:** That's, uh, probably just chalk and, er, desk legs. Things our students need. yeah, that's the ticket.
**Derpy:** Awww, that means I delivered this crate of back-issues of
**Starlight:
**Twilight:** well, at least you didn't pass out the erotica that Pinkie reads. (shudder)
**Yona:** Yona is speechless... (thinking)