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Shining Armor: Im on to you guys >B(
Mexican jumping thread!
“Also, testicles are like the most disgusting thing a human can have.”
Huh, guess you’ve never seen
Pauses for a breath
YO FACE
welp
Eh I always though waxing poetic just meant talking excitedly about something, not necessarily poetically.
And wearing a cup is smart I guess. I’m very protective of my junk, but I don’t wear a cup.
Seems uncomfortable really.
I hope you realize I’ll forever know you as the ‘testicle guy’ from now on.
Like how I think of GCoL as the ‘fart guy’.
Favorite is when they’re not wrinkly. The skin is just so soft when it’s relaxed. Yes I play with the skin. And the balls themselves.
Penis skin is ultra-soft too, most so around the circumcision scar, surprisingly enough.
i am a complete fucking weirdo
@Yorec
Poetic? That first comment was pretty blunt don’t’chya think :V
As is my typical writing style, abrasively blunt
@64
Actually I wear a cup at all times when away from home for that very reason. Think about how vulnerable a guy is in combat with no groin protection. And having my balls permanently damaged would be a nightmare of apocalyptic proportions.
SO SORRY DERPIBOORU I WILL STOP NOW
Uh, if I could, I’d lock my balls away in a safety deposit box. I don’t like having them touched; to sensitive.
You are a very interesting man Jack.
Very interesting in deed.
I mean I like my balls too, but I don’t go waxing poetic about them.
OVER i said OVER, as in balls are on top of legs
Though I have sat on my balls before.
Hell hath no greater fire…
Don’t worry I see what you mean. The soft, wrinkly texture. The warm feeling when you cup them. Ever play with the skin?
Ouch, you could have just asked.
And no, i haven’t felt my balls spread under my thighs, that might hurt.
Like seriously, do none of you ever get it when you sit down on a chair and you feel the warm softness of your ballsack spreading out over your thighs like pastry dough? And you just go “DAMNIT I LOVE MY BALLS” mentally and you just wanna touch them
No? Ok, I’ll go sit in the corner.
@64
No.
No touchy.
I TOLD YOU DAWG
no offense to you
but i could not let that go unaddressed
Well, you certainly like your balls.
Fondles them roughly