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Shining Armor: Im on to you guys >B(

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Background Pony #AC6E
@Zombie_Trotsky
 
“Also, testicles are like the most disgusting thing a human can have.”  
Huh, guess you’ve never seen  
Pauses for a breath  
YO FACE
Background Pony #1A2A
one of the best threads ive stalked to date, my only regret is comming 3 years late.
Archangel

What in tarnation in mother of god of Duck Dynasty Vector Sigma’s sweet peas and submarines did I stumbled upon to in this thread?
Background Pony #EF97
Okay, artist here. I…honestly don’t know what to say to all these comments my comic spawned. It’s very entertaining, to say the least. Keep it up, guys! :D
Yorec
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Jackarunda
 
Eh I always though waxing poetic just meant talking excitedly about something, not necessarily poetically.
 
And wearing a cup is smart I guess. I’m very protective of my junk, but I don’t wear a cup.
 
Seems uncomfortable really.
Jaggarunder
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

potato wizard
@RFG  
Favorite is when they’re not wrinkly. The skin is just so soft when it’s relaxed. Yes I play with the skin. And the balls themselves.  
Penis skin is ultra-soft too, most so around the circumcision scar, surprisingly enough.  
i am a complete fucking weirdo
 
@Yorec  
Poetic? That first comment was pretty blunt don’t’chya think :V  
As is my typical writing style, abrasively blunt
 
@64  
Actually I wear a cup at all times when away from home for that very reason. Think about how vulnerable a guy is in combat with no groin protection. And having my balls permanently damaged would be a nightmare of apocalyptic proportions.
 
SO SORRY DERPIBOORU I WILL STOP NOW
Jaggarunder
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

potato wizard
@64  
OVER i said OVER, as in balls are on top of legs
 
Though I have sat on my balls before.
 
Hell hath no greater fire…
Jaggarunder
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

potato wizard
@guys
 
Like seriously, do none of you ever get it when you sit down on a chair and you feel the warm softness of your ballsack spreading out over your thighs like pastry dough? And you just go “DAMNIT I LOVE MY BALLS” mentally and you just wanna touch them
 
No? Ok, I’ll go sit in the corner.
Jaggarunder
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

potato wizard
i would seriously lose both my arms before i lost my balls (or penis). Without question.
 
@64  
No.  
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    No touchy.