@Starly
 
lolk
 
eats chocolate

@Zombie  
OKAY, I TRUST YOU! DON’T CRY> D:

@Luna
 
Is that…
 
CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Hey guys,what’s going on in thi-
 
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Oh,who am I kidding,I was sort of expecting this.

@Trotsky
 

How can I even prove to you, that?
 
I just am.
 
Y U NO TRUST ME?

I wish you guys could see my hair right now. It looks ridiculous!

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I can’t.
 

 
;__;

NO ZOMBIE IT’S A TRAP!

@Zombie  
Prove it

Fair enough, I guess.
 
I admit, I am adorable.

I doin;t know why I do, I just…do…sorry..

63 comments on that thread from before?  
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Well why the fuck not.  
I’m cut, Honestly feel like I might have gotten the raw end of the deal on that one since the foreskin is supposed to be extremely sensitive during sex.  
And I have to agree with Mattatatta, When you are getting it then its great; but when you stop it becomes a massive brain block.

@ZT
 
That doesn’t sound too bad for high school.

Well, why you think it’s cute would be helpful.
 
My entire high school years was essentially being an inverse batman to my peers. Most of them, anyway.

I can’;t find things cute? :[  
I’m sorry. ;-;

Cute?
 

@Zombie  
Heheh, That was cute. :P

Oh, dear.
 
Well, back in my freshman year, I was a semi-cool, semi-loser dude who had some popularity as a dork who was probably a memetic badass of sorts.
 
One day, some kids who I sat with (on/off friends) were thinking of license plate names because everyone in my school was a dumbass apparently. I was thinking of mine, when one starts thinking up the most juvenile ting possible: King Sex.
 
At first, it was a small group but then it spread like wildfire on how a short, chubby nerd could get that much tail. Everyone believed because they’re perverts and sheep.
 
Even some of my friends unironically call me “King.”
 
This is the abridged version, btw.
 
What the fuck, man

Let me tell it you straight, guys. Sex can wait. I love it when I get it, but my life isn’t vastly better than someone who is a virgin just because I happened to get laid before them.
 
Honestly, it’s kinda like an addiction. You don’t have much of lust for sex until you’ve actually had it, and after that, it becomes a burden on the mind that must be lagged around forever. Sex is great, but you’ll have to battle between thinking with your penis and thinking with your brain more often.
 
Ugh it’s hard to say what I’m trying to say. Basically. It’s awesome, it’s amazing when you find someone who revels in it as much as you do, but whenever you’re not doing it, it feels like going cold turkey on something. If you have a very long dry spell from sex, it nags you less, otherwise it tends to interfere with rational thinking.

@RandomFanguy
 
Oh, i was talking about what’s around you, but whatever. gtg soon.

@Zombie  
I have time, feel free to tell.