Beach Party RP (PG13/SFW)

Skunky is throwing a beach party, and anyone and everyone is invited! Pony, human, anthro animal, space alien, whatever you are, you are welcome.

In this random RP, take a break from your epic adventures, relax, sunbathe on the beach, show off your bod’ in your skimpy swimsuit, (even if you’re ugly, skinny, or fat, we won’t judge or shame you… much j/k lol) go swimming, collect seashells, play volleyball, go surfing, search for riches with a metal detector, go fishing, build sandcastles, stage or enter a contest, spark a romance, (Though, keep things somewhat tame, and SFW. A little spicyness is ok) do whatever you like, it’s a party!

Now to get prepared!

(An overweight, male, skunk wearing an ill-fitting orange tank top, sandles, and red swimtrunks with a stretched out yellow happy face on the rear wheels a barbeque kart up.)

Let’s see… Barbecue check… Balloons… Food… Snacks… A beach ball… Snacks… A stereo music player… Snacks… Towels… Food… Outhouses… Fishing equipment… Fireworks for the evening… Food… Snacks… Snacks… Spare swimsuits… Snacks… Snacks… Snacks… Aaaand… Snacks.

Hmmm… (Rubs his double-chin) I think I should get more food and snacks… (Orders more on cellphone.)

Oh, hello! (Addressing the next random poster.)

I didn’t see you there! Welcome to Skunky’s Beach Blast party! I’m still making preporations… And well… Nobody has shown up yet, but make yourself at home!

(Would this be in the FiM or the EG world? Or does it matter?)

@14Fan
(I haven’t thought about it, but you can be a human, quadruped pony, anthro pony, or other creature here. So perhaps Equestria.)

@Beau Skunky
(Alrighty)

@14Fan
Well, welcome to the beach. Feel free to do anything you want.

Well, I guess I’ll go swimming.

(Takes off shirt, oddly not caring about his chubby physique showing, and begins to saunter torwards the tide. He dips his toe in the water.)
A little chilly, but nice.

CANONBALL! (Backs up, then dashes torwards the water, his comical flabby body jiggling with each step, as he dives into the water with a big splash.)
Woohoo! Come in the water’s great!

(Sees red swim shorts float by that look like his.) Uh oh…

Have you no decency?! I was about to sketch the beach but now I can’t with the memory of your shorts coming off!

Um, (Ducks in water a bit) then could you hand my swimshorts to me? (Blush.)

Can anyone bring me a swimsuit please?

It took me a month but I finally bought a proper swimsuit. It wad from some suspicious guy with a twirly mustache but I’m sure you’ll fit right in!

Consider this pact of our alliance. Just… be more careful next time.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Thanks.
Um, this looks like a woman’s swimsuit.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Empire looked at Cosmos with a suspicious look
EJ: It wasn’t Flim and Flam was it?

@14Fan
Nani?! I was for sure I bought trunks! I assured Flim and Flam were the best you can always trust a good mustache! My dad lied to me!

Uh I mean sorry, my uncle was a tailor, so maybe I can use ny skills fo turn this bikini into dude suit. Sorry. But I will use my skills!

Become a proper suit!

Hua hua hua hua hua hha HUA HUA HUA HUA HUA HUA!!!

Oh well, it’ll have to do until I can find another swimsuit.
(Puts the neon pink bikini briefs on.) How do I look?

They feel a bit small, but I guess I have put on alot of weight…
(Tugs on the stretchy strap between his love-handle, and thigh.)

Oh, you have magic? That could prove useful.

(Poof.)
Um… I think you accidentally turned them into a thong.
(Blushes a bit embarrassed.)

Empire went back to where his Wonderbolt Academy classmates were, some of them laughing, others looking away

Hey, don’t laugh. (Sigh) This is the worst day ever…

(Skunky turns his head to see behind him an anthro pony girl, in a flower print bikini whom looks as fat as he is, is checking him out. She giggles, and winks flirtingly at him strutting by him giving him a good look at her plump figure too.)

Hm… Maybe this new swimsuit isn’t so bad after all… Hehe…
(Skunky quickly waddles after her.)

Eh, oh not fair why does he attract girls and I don’t? I’m a colorful parrot! I guess being plump is better than being overly skinny like a straw. But I like straws!

Oh um I’m sorry uh nice to meet you guys. If you need me to help you with anything like singing a song or busting a move on a bad mofo call me.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Oh, there’s nothing wrong with being skinny, some gals like skinny, and you have nice feathers, so I’m sure you’ll find some nice girl.

Sometimes, I wish I was thin like you too, and I get ashamed of my body, but sometimes I kinda like being plump. As confusing as that sounds.
I love how soft my body feels, feeling it jiggle, and bounce.
(Skunky pokes his own belly.) Hehe… That doesn’t make me a weirdo, does it?…

And… (Blushes) It’s nice it attracts pleasingly plump women sometimes. Hehe

Empire sat with some of his classmates, then out of nowhere, a pair of F/A-18 fighter jets flew past relatively low and fast, startling most everyone there. Empire looked on as he knew immediately what was happening, a training exercise right in view of the beach goers
EJ: Look at that, perfect

@14Fan
Whoa, that was cool. I wonder what else we’ll see on this beach. There must he more wonderful sights to explore.
Speaking of wonderful sights…

I’m going to be away for a bit, so can you and Cosmas be in charge of my party while I’m busy-errr (Blush) while I’m away?

Empire sighed, not taking the pair well
EJ: My gosh… wow…

(He holds his bushy tail bashfully.)
G-G-Garsh… ^{(Flower from “Bambi” reference)}

Unfortunately for Empire, one f his friends ended up getting sick off of some of the seafood
EJ: Oh my GOSH!

Oh, so you’re a doctor? That’s cool. I’m sure nobody back at the party are sick, and need your help, right now.
In fact, (Smirk) you can give me a check-up if you want.
(She giggles, and nods her head agreeing.)

(Sense 14Fan didn’t get the clues in my last post to call Skunky on the phone to help their sick friend, and comically interupt his little date, I’m just going to skip that, and get back to the party.)

…Huh, where is everyone?