Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)
Dustcan 
Dogs
Another month, another battle to find the government. Deadline is this Friday and of course the orange bastard has piped up to tell his stooges to not pass the bill.
They just want you to die. They hate you and want you to die.
Edit: Oh and now Musk is calling for it to be shot down. He doesn’t want the funding bill to pass at all, but he especially wants the provisions to provide pay and bailouts to the military and farmers to not be a part of the bill at all…you know, the hardest workers who serve as the backbone of the country? Who voted overwhelmingly for Trump?
Not only that but he says no bills whatsoever should get passed until Trump takes off…33 days from now.
They hate you and want you to die.
BlitztheDragon
Correction, they seem to have successfully killed the bill, and Elon did much of the work simply by jumping on Xitter and posting misinformation about it, threatening Republican supporters of it, and siccing his online army on them. He’s proclaiming victory over it by tweeting “VOX POPULI, VOX DEI.”
Yeah, I knew the next four years were gonna suck, but they’re REALLY gonna suck.
Background Pony #53DD
How out-of-date are the North Korean soldiers in Ukraine? They don’t see drones as a threat. And I’m sure you can guess the outcome of that.
Background Pony #8F4B
Wait. Will there be a government shutdown when Trump takes over? And Trump once he gets into that office, is going to blame the Democrats and Biden?
I’m sorry, but what the fuck kind of world do we fucking live in? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Dustcan
Dogs
The devices are often hobby racing drones that costs hundreds, instead of thousands, of dollars.
They did one of the best scenes in one of the most mid movie of one of the best movie franchise, Tremors. It deeply pains me that the scene itself isn’t on youtube, and the movie is no longer free on the official channel so I can’t even link to that, but here’s a transcript nonetheless.
Burt: [after an argument about catching a live graboid. Currently glaring angrily at Jack after he “cut them a deal” with the Feds] You…
[turns gaze to the Feds]
Burt: … say you have some sort of tranquilizer? Hmm?
Jack: [mouthing] Thank you…
Frank Stattler (Third Fed.): Yeah, we’re usin’ tranq darts.
[looks at Rusk]
Frank Stattler (Third Fed.): We got one to chase us, but we couldn’t get these
[holds up a tranq dart with bent tip]
Frank Stattler (Third Fed.): to penetrate the dirt. I’m ordering titanium tips, and a more powerful launch-gun.
Burt: Of course, you could squander the tax-payers’ money, but I bet I could get them to swallow this
[holds up a bag with tranquilizer fluid inside]
Burt: with this
[holds up a remote-control truck]
Burt: , for $49.95!
Agent Charlie Rusk: So, do we - do we - we have a deal? Because we wanna know what - we should do…
Burt: You guys do what you do best!
[gets into his truck with the window rolled down]
Burt: Find something simple and complicate it!
When Trump takes over? It’s all but guaranteed that many will happen under his term. The last time he oversaw the most/almost the most shutdowns in history, and the longest and by far most expensive shutdown ever. One that only ended when Democrats took back control of the House no less.
As for the one set to happen this Friday or not? It’s entirely possible it could happen, and if it does it will last the 33~ days until Trump takes office so he can “save” the government by passing a bill. It’s the standard GQP playbook, cause a problem, “fix” it, take credit.
Background Pony #10F6
Musk wants to bankroll Farage: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/12/17/nigel-farage-meets-elon-musk-trump-mar-a-lago-reform/
lonewolf 
Would you like some aloe for that burn?
U mad?
Would you like some aloe for that burn?
And apparently Putler has invited the west to put our best sams in Kyiv and see if it can shoot down that ballistic missile of theirs.
And then he cries like a little bitch when our best Patriot type blows it out of the sky.
And then he cries like a little bitch when our best Patriot type blows it out of the sky.
Background Pony #8C5F
I don’t really blame voters for Trump winning. Even with a shortened campaign, this election should have been an easy lay-up for Democrats.
Dustcan
Dogs
Random news drop.
–
Fani Willis, the DA in charge of Georgia’s election interference case, has been removed by the Georgia Appellate Court. And yes those judges were Trump appointed.
They upheld the order to not dismiss the case, but we all can see where the winds are blowing here.
IIRC the only “conflict of interest” here was that Fani was dating one of the prosecutors. Nobody can explain how that was a bad thing but by Georg(ia) that doesn’t stop the lead-in-water drinkers that is Conservatives for pretending it is.
–
Rand Paul, Republican Senator, is now trying to say Speaker Mike Johnson should be replaced by Elon Musk.
Can I just say to the tooth-sucking Conservatives “Congrats. Musk is now openly doing what y’all accused George Soros of doing privately. And like the good little dogs you are, you cheer.”
–
Qaren is still raving about drones in the sky. Her chimp brain simply cannot comprehend “How can fly but not bird?” so as usual she defaults to anger. This time around she’s now declaring an intent to shoot at any drones she sees.
She’s going to get someone killed.
And unfortunately she is in fact one of the smartest of the sub-breed of homo sapiens commonly referred to as “Conservative”. Yep that’s right people, it’s all downhill from here.
–
And finally there’s this.
I’ve been saying for years that Conservatives can get the same adrenaline rush in their reptile brains by just watching WWE instead, but with infinitely less damage to the country. Because once you realize how close the comparison is, a lot of the appeal just suddenly start making sense.
–
Are you tired of winning yet, MAGA?
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
@Dustcan
Blame the republican party for fucking up the views of too many conservatives. And you don’t think I’m smarter than Qaren?
Blame the republican party for fucking up the views of too many conservatives. And you don’t think I’m smarter than Qaren?
Also,
Dustcan
Dogs
As far as I can tell your opinions are more reflective of a by-gone era of conservativism: one that had actual beliefs and wasn’t a cult.
At the very least you aren’t like post 2010s conservatives whose politics can basically and with evidence boil down to “If it’s bad, I want it.”
Background Pony #10F6
@Dustcan
In other words, Meanlucario is a conservative.
In other words, Meanlucario is a conservative.
Like I said before, he has no representation in the government, the self-declared “conservative” republicans are just regressives.
Angrybrony 
🔥Sunset is best girl🔥
@Dustcan
his to woke to be a righty anymore. he hasn’t even called a gay or poc a slur.
his to woke to be a righty anymore. he hasn’t even called a gay or poc a slur.
Background Pony #C107
Rand Paul, Republican Senator, is now trying to say Speaker Mike Johnson should be replaced by Elon Musk.
I feel Mitch would rightfully be against this, as Musk has no politician experience.
Then again, idk.
Then again, idk.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@Angrybrony
I have been told I’m behind on my punching down quota. Apparently mocking Trump voters when they’re eating their paste doesn’t count.
I have been told I’m behind on my punching down quota. Apparently mocking Trump voters when they’re eating their paste doesn’t count.
@Dustcan
@Background Pony #10F6
Funny enough, I remember watching anti-woke videos during that time (Razor something I think the channel was called), but was also watching John Oliver and reading the Elemental Master series (a series about alt history where magic is real, stories are base on fairy tales, and the main protagonist are strong women), so I was a mix bag at the time.
@Background Pony #10F6
Funny enough, I remember watching anti-woke videos during that time (Razor something I think the channel was called), but was also watching John Oliver and reading the Elemental Master series (a series about alt history where magic is real, stories are base on fairy tales, and the main protagonist are strong women), so I was a mix bag at the time.
Angrybrony
🔥Sunset is best girl🔥
@Meanlucario
ooooh razorfist.
ooooh razorfist.
yeah that guy is an unironic “lincon was a dictator” type now.
Background Pony #10F6
@Meanlucario
Lately I’ve taken a liking to a channel called “the soypill”. It’s really good stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOfAwQvOiE
Lately I’ve taken a liking to a channel called “the soypill”. It’s really good stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqOfAwQvOiE
Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!