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This response will be too childish even for a 21 year old (we can be pretty childish at this day and age) but… Why are you wearing your grampa’s pants?
I have pants older than you.
I won’t force you to. But I will comment that I think saying “I can’t” makes a thing impossible, At least until “I can” is said.
And I do recollect that when I used to not turn the other cheek I was volatile around even my Father and hated working with him. But now it’s not like that.
I also believe I’m a magnet with my thoughts.
I can’t turn the other cheek if the person is pointing the verbal guns at me and won’t stop. And honestly I wouldn’t regret it one second.
@TexasUberAlles Sheesh you “is” stupid as you “is” dumb. Did I say it was entirely free of it? They still have sex crimes, but at least they made a solution for it: WOMEN ONLY CARS!!! I know you already said it, but I think it’s a great solution and puts a barrier between the molesters and women, and the women still have some personal distance than the crowded cars. I honestly believe they got more than one advantage there and I’m happy for them.
Btw, I want to know how old you are for you to call me a kid? Because unless you’re 30 or older, you’re the one talking out of your ass.
Oh, and by curiosity, I want to know your opinion on Enjokosai. They don’t need the money to pay bills or food, so why do they do it? Because I think it’s a bit disturbing that they’re having sexual encounters with older men just so they can go on a shopping spree on Shibuya district.
Well I didn’t know that was a parody/reference until now, Consciously. Thanks for that.
You are out of your goddamn mind if you think Japan is some kind of sex-crime-free paradise, dude, holy crap. Are you friggin’ high right now? Depending on whose numbers you use, somewhere between 70% and 90% of sexual assaults are never reported in America, which has a distinct culture of Screw You Dude, You’re Gonna Pay For That In Court; in Japan the numbers are more like greater than 99%. Even with the rigidly authoritarian and paternalistic Japanese culture taken into account, the epidemic of reported sexual assaults on crowded trains is so bad that several train companies have set up women-only cars on the most heavily traveled routes.
You are talkin’ straight outta your ass, kid. Also, this. was a parody of one of the most widely known memes on 4chan.
I don’t believe that earlier post saying “F F F F F F This F U F F F F This that” is a polite way of speaking. (Not your post, The one you replied to.)
But I don’t think you punching someone would make it better either, Isn’t that violence? I’m one who would just turn the other cheek, And suggest the person not do that yelling but do something else; Since I believe all that “BEEP BEEP” talk just grows into a tangled mess of thorns anyway and it doesn’t produce edible fruit.
Really, If it’s not true then why bother believing it? Though I still have things to improve upon myself.
You could say that…
Caan I just say that if I found someone saying that crap to me out loud in public I would bury my fist in his or her face?
It’s funny how we’re becoming like japanese men but for different reasons. They stop caring about the girls there because they’re too much work and prefer the company of their 2D waifus. We on the other hand are giving up on women (not all, but rejecting the massive majority) because they act like self righteous idiots (because I can’t swear on an image of this rating).
Oh and to all SJWs out there. Japan has a lot of publications of rape, molestation and stuff like that for hentai and other stuff like that, but if we compare the number of sex crimes in Japan to the rest of the world, they have the least number of cases, and it’s not like women don’t report it there.
I am just imagining a cat laying out a graph of the room, trying to pinpoint the exact middle.
I swear it changes with the layout! Previous Cat, who was pretty cool most of the time and would occasionally murder jackrabbits that were bigger than he was, adjusted his Preferred Horping Coordinates by about two feet when we reoriented the couch to be along a different wall, because then the middle of the room shifted.
I am laughing so hard at all of this, especially “exact geographic center of the living room”.
D00d, I can’t believe you took that vintage 1978 Brushable Chewbacca Doll out of the box, those things are worth a fortune in the original packaging.
@Tenafly Viper
The trade off is that cats will occasionally just spontaneously give birth to the Antichrist out of their mouthholes, usually either in exactly the spot where you put your naked human feet when you get out of bed, or in the exact geographic center of the living room.
I’ve always said that the most effective alarm clock in the world wouldn’t involve bells or sirens or electronic screeching sounds, it would be one that played the sound of a cat making that “hhrrrnnk! hhhrrnnk!” noise, because anyone who has ever owned a cat will go from zero to maximum velocity in about two seconds whenever they hear that particular harbinger of the apocalypse, even from a deep sleep. They should play that $#!+ for coma patients, see if they’re recoverable or not.
@BarryFromMars
Laughing with, not at; we’ve all been there before. Our catloaf is the world’s biggest coward– I have seen her literally flee in terror from her own actual shadow– and is extra special double-plus terrified of driving; she has to have some kind of Kitty Valium to be able to handle the ride to the vet, which we dscovered when she shat The Poo Of Fear all over the inside of my truck. It took about two quarts of Febreeze to get the stink out, and I very much wanted to turn her hide into a lovely poncho.
XD!
That particular “dog” is far more acceptable. XD
There is one thing, though - no matter how anyone feels about cats vs dogs, there is one, undeniable way in which cats are better than dogs:
They can be trained to use a toilet.
(not quite like THIS, but you get the idea)
Dogs?
I LOVE dogs!
They’re so cute.
Oh god. Well…at least you know he probably didn’t mean it. Especially if he’s an old dog, he just couldn’t help it. But, you can be glad it’s in the past now, and the next time you’re having a bad day, just think back to how much worse it COULD be, and you’ll feel better. :3
Yorkies are notorious for being little assholes, and this one is no exception. There are legitimately times where I wish I could turn her into a person just so I could punch her in the face. >:I
Knowing that we probably experience things in the same or similar ways, then realizing that if it sucks to you, it probably sucks to me.
It wasn’t even really night. It was like 5:30 in the morning and he was walking around panting and making noise and ended up waking me up. Then I smelt a smell. It’s exactly like what you might imagine rotten turkey passed through an old dog’s digestive system would smell like. And of course I turn on the light and there’s just horribleness. That’s not the kind of thing you can just put off until morning.
What is it with little dogs that like to bark at everything all of the time? Is it some sort of “little man syndrome” for dogs?
When “I” Thought of that turkey carcass story “I” failed to avoid laughing.
When “We” Considered it, “We” Did not laugh.
Why is much funny to the individual who thinks only of himself yet not funny to those considering the story as if they are the other person?
Oh my god, that’s awful… I hope it all cleaned up, at least. D:
If it makes you feel any better, we have a Yorkshire terror (spelling intentional) that barks at everything all the fucking time like a batshit retarded little asscasket.
Look at the fuckin’ troll face on this assclown.
Oh yeah, There’s a chocolate lab named Tootsie living here who eats apple cores often. She was given a whole apple once in the last few months and ate it all too.
So, This moment on “DOG STORIES R US”, We reference that there are a number of episodes of Rescue 911 in which dogs are featured as a primary part of the episode segment including segments such as; Lassie Saves Baby; Cop Rescues Dog; and, 911 Dialing Dog.
See, I figured it had to be an individual dog thing, I’ve known dogs that would literally rather eat their own ass-flavored foam dog bed than a piece of raw meat, but still wouldn’t do more than slobber on apples and forget about them.
@rogerSnow
I AM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BECAUSE THAT’S HORRIBLE BUT I AM FAILING
One of my aunts’ dopey hounds once climbed up on the grill after we were done grilling chicken and burgers at my grandparents’ place and ate all of the aluminum foil the meat had been cooked on. That was the saddest goddamn dog in the world when all that came out the other end, the look on his face was the most perfect picture of guilty misery I have ever seen. Aunt just left him there all week because she didn’t want him releasing the Kraken in the truck on the way home.
We had a tubby little fox terrier when I was a kid that waited patiently until we left half of a Thanksgiving duck in a pan on the table to stagger off and watch football; she then jumped up on the table, snatched the duck (that was almost as big as she was) and ran off to hide under my parents’ bed and eat it. Duck is pretty greasy and dogs will eat all of everything if they think you’re going to to take it away, so she ate a huge chunk of it while we were trying to move the bed and promptly vomited most of it back up in the closet she fled to when the bed was no longer sanctuary.
My dog dug up a rotten turkey carcass, ate it, and shit all over my room last night. You know, just since we’re randomly sharing dog stories…