@Background Pony #996F
Twilight just can’t catch a break. As a student she was constantly in danger of Celestia, and as a mentor she is constantly in danger of Trixie XD

Considering the dangers Celestia exposed Twilight to, Trixie’s actions are quite reasonable.

@Background Pony #EA4E
I’ve actually elaborated on other images, like here and here, why I put her on the receiving end of this stuff. She’s just an easy target because she has that smartdumb thing going on that cats do, and is a natural foil to Trixie because they are such polar opposites and yet actually have a lot in common :P

@Badumsquish
Aww, you must really hate Twilight. I always thought she was more diligent with how stressed she gets over work and grades and how much royal responsibility and destiny dangers BS she never asks for but puts up with. Really feels like her (and everybody’s) competence is only ever how much Hasbro let it be to prolong problems. Lord knows how many times they dropped the ball near the later seasons despite them showing how much they already should’ve moved past things like that.

@Twi Clown
@Background Pony #E028
Trixie: “Quit acting like an expert, Twiggles! Your entire life was set on easy mode because Celestia was so done with her job that she gave you literally everything you ever needed because she was desperate to hand the reigns of this country off to somepony else and retire! I’ll be surprised if you can make it to the end of the week without screwing up and taking everypony’s magic, or letting Equestria fall, or having earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi turn on each other, or a new villain rising to power, without Celestia here to wipe your purple little butt! I’m only letting you ‘mentor’ Luster Dawn because Sunburst wants it, and lemme tell you, he can do things with his tongue that would, well, that would make Nightmare Moon raise the sun.”
Luster: “MOM!!! GROSS!!!”
Sunburst: (Clicks tongue) :P

@Wild Stallions
@Macaroni C-Pony
@Background Pony #FD52
She overshot her cute little “travel back in time” stunt by a few million years. She wanted to learn how to irreversibly destroy Equestria, instead she learned up close and personal what killed the dinosaurs. Moral of the story?

@Macaroni C-Pony
Ohhh……………well I guess that’s how it is.

He straight-up up told me she was dead in this universe. Her whole character arc after never happened

New fan theory: Starlight Glimmer, while pregnant with Luster Dawn, became life-threateningly ill or injured and required medical attention. Not sure she’d live, she magically transferred her unborn baby from her womb into Trixie’s womb. Then transferred it back after recovering. Nonetheless, Trixie’s time as a temporarily surrogate mother made her as obsessive and overprotective as though Luster were hers to begin with.

@Macaroni C-Pony
Nah, I think she’s merely in a non-existence headcanon rather than dead.

@Wild Stallions
Why not both?

@Wild Stallions
I think he’s talking about HIS universe within his art’s setting. To say that Squish isn’t a fan of Starlight would be an understatement. In fact, I think she’s dead in this AU.

Just saying that the fan theory of Luster Dawn being Trixie’s daughter hasn’t taken off as well as the fan theory of her being Starlight Glimmer’s daughter.

@Badumsquish
All the more reasons that I should have more experience than you.
😎
Besides, that was many years ago and you still call out me with this? I can’t believe you’re still immature like that. We all changed and my responsibilities taught me everything I need to take care of a kingdom, let alone a child. (and I have the experience of taking care of Flurry Heart and Spike when they were young, so really, you can trust me on this, in case you were going to say that running a kingdom and babysitting is different)
😎😎
Also, we’ve known each other for so long and you’re the one to ask me first, so either be polite and trust me, or be the insane mama bear and get out. I’ve got better things to deal with anyway.
😎😎😎

@Badumsquish
“To be honest Hasbro forced us Celestia and me to make that cr@p. Everybody knows, even Pinkie knows.”
“Hasbro owns our souls you silly Twilight.”
“And when you actually got involved in that same school you weren’t also very competent either. Besides I wasn’t the one who almost declared war, the other guys were the triggerhappy ones. Which makes me think their people should find better leaders if that’s their first approach to anything.”

@Twi Clown
“A goddess gave you unlimited money and power and you STILL couldn’t even handling opening a school without annulling three health and safety laws, causing two international incidents, and sentencing an 8-year-old to life imprisonment! Don’t you DARE turn this into a horn-measuring contest, you grape-flavored sycophantic failure, because you can judge me all you want but your sins far outweigh mine!”
“Holy Tararus, Mom!!!”
“In a minute, Grapefruit. Mommy’s talking with the princess!” :D

TS: “Trixie, for all accounts I’m better at handling and teaching magic than you are. If anything you should trust less in yourself to teach Luster.”

Woah relax dude! Take it easy man! Cool your beans bro!

@Wild Stallions
That is something that will never happen in a million years :P

This needs a variant with Starlight Glimmer in Trixie’s place.
Maybe one with Sunset Shimmer too.

Do you have a base for this?

@Background Pony #E2EC
@Derpyfan
Luster Dawn: “Go, Mom! Kick her ass!”
Sunburst: “Luster! Language!” XD

@Background Pony #E2EC
Trixie: *grabs head Eustice style* Ow! What did I do?

Me: (pulls Trixie off Twilight and smacks the former on the head with a rolling pin, Muriel style) TRIXIE!!! She doesn’t need threats!

@Background Pony #56B6
@Macaroni C-Pony
@Background Pony #46BC
(Trixie pulls out a Get Of Jail Free Card)
TWILIGHT: HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THOSE?!
GUARD: Wait, your highness, this thing is REAL?!
APPLEJACK: Ah told Twilight selling those things instead of raising taxes was a mistake… :P

Twilight needs the guards now.

@Background Pony #56B6
We’ve been over this