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Hearts and Hooves day is coming up soon, so Venus convinced Mars to go on a nice date in the park. Mercury happened to be at park that day as well… alone.

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Jerkface
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@Gimlet  
for fuck’s sake. you made me reread C Money comments.”  
I understand the pain it brought you, child.
 
it’s because Venus Spring has a rather unfortunate sex life”  
Rape on a regular basis, in addition to her prostitution.  
How awful.
Gimlet

@Jerkface  
for fuck’s sake. you made me reread C Money comments.
 
to answer your question, though, it’s because Venus Spring has a rather unfortunate sex life
Jerkface
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

nyahahahaha like holy shit I just came to this image to ask why “I can’t believe it’s not rape” is a tag, and then I get this shit in the comments.  
Come on people, having no interest in romance is the easiest fucking thing to do.  
I’ve done it my whole life and see no sign of stopping.  
Shit’s so cash.
RunDevilRun007
Artist -

Sunset Shimmer's Husband
Ah, that. Sometimes I wondered what that might be like, but I doubt it’s worth it.
 
I’d do it, but to do it would require me asking my mom to take me since she has the insurance and that ain’t happening ._.
 
you guys are depressing :(
 
Yes I am. Thank you.
RunDevilRun007
Artist -

Sunset Shimmer's Husband
@LanceOmikron
Same. I’ve considered going to extreme measures to lose all romantic interest in people.
You too, huh? Yeah, for a long time I thought “If I could just convince myself that I’m romantically worthless and that relationships will never happen for me, then I’ll be able to lose all interest in love and romance and be able to get on with my life in peace”.
I tried that for about seven years. Beginning this year, I’ve decided that it doesn’t work. Not only did it not remove my romantic feelings, but it had absolutely killed my self-esteem and made me feel terrible. So, I decided that I would stop putting myself down and think of myself more positively. Mind you, I still don’t see myself getting into a relationship, and I absolutely abhor the idea of going on dates with random people. But I don’t need to put myself down to justify that decision.
Whatever your decisions are regarding your romantic life, you don’t need to beat yourself up about it. All that does is make you feel even worse and prevent you from moving on.
 
Well I did do that, but that just served to make me feel worse. When I said “Extreme measures” I meant medical stuff, medications and stuff that kill your romantic interests (To put it in PG terms)
LanceOmikron
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Because COLORING!!
@LanceOmikron
Same. I’ve considered going to extreme measures to lose all romantic interest in people.
 
You too, huh? Yeah, for a long time I thought “If I could just convince myself that I’m romantically worthless and that relationships will never happen for me, then I’ll be able to lose all interest in love and romance and be able to get on with my life in peace”.
 
I tried that for about seven years. Beginning this year, I’ve decided that it doesn’t work. Not only did it not remove my romantic feelings, but it had absolutely killed my self-esteem and made me feel terrible. So, I decided that I would stop putting myself down and think of myself more positively. Mind you, I still don’t see myself getting into a relationship, and I absolutely abhor the idea of going on dates with random people. But I don’t need to put myself down to justify that decision.
 
Whatever your decisions are regarding your romantic life, you don’t need to beat yourself up about it. All that does is make you feel even worse and prevent you from moving on.
RunDevilRun007
Artist -

Sunset Shimmer's Husband
@RunDevilRun007
I said no to a girl. Several times. Each time, it leaves you with a new conscious that eats at you. It says “the f*ck dude? She went fishing, get caught upon her hook!”, but I ignored it. Then one day, this dude walks up to me. He says “Hey-uh I have a friend who would like your number”. Right as I grab his notepad, another dude walks up to me. He says “Hey, my sister finds you attractive and she’d like your phone number. She’s the girl over there in the pink dress”. At that moment, I immediately respond with “Sorry, I’m not interested in having a relationship. No hard feelings, I’m just not interested”. I handed back the notepad, and went back to getting my lunch. One week later, I wake up in the middle of the night after having the weirdest dream. I get these dreams that seem so real, and sometimes actually happen like déjà vu, but this one never came true. I don’t remember much, except for this overwhelming feeling of happiness. It was so overwhelming, that I got overstimulated. By happieness. That’s never happened to me. Ever since then, I get random moments where I feel that I should be lonely dispite not actually being lonely.
The moral is: Don’t say no to a girl. It leaves you feeling inhuman.
 
That’s just you dude. I’ve never liked the concept of dating/meeting people. Been this way since my early teens. I do. Not. Like. It.
 
I tried a few times out of desperation, my fiancee was a rare and special exception. I’m not going to find another like her. End of story, you’re never going to convince me to change my mind, especially not through the internet.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@RunDevilRun007  
I said no to a girl. Several times. Each time, it leaves you with a new conscious that eats at you. It says “the f*ck dude? She went fishing, get caught upon her hook!”, but I ignored it. Then one day, this dude walks up to me. He says “Hey-uh I have a friend who would like your number”. Right as I grab his notepad, another dude walks up to me. He says “Hey, my sister finds you attractive and she’d like your phone number. She’s the girl over there in the pink dress”. At that moment, I immediately respond with “Sorry, I’m not interested in having a relationship. No hard feelings, I’m just not interested”. I handed back the notepad, and went back to getting my lunch. One week later, I wake up in the middle of the night after having the weirdest dream. I get these dreams that seem so real, and sometimes actually happen like déjà vu, but this one never came true. I don’t remember much, except for this overwhelming feeling of happiness. It was so overwhelming, that I got overstimulated. By happieness. That’s never happened to me. Ever since then, I get random moments where I feel that I should be lonely dispite not actually being lonely.
 
The moral is: Don’t say no to a girl. It leaves you feeling inhuman.
RunDevilRun007
Artist -

Sunset Shimmer's Husband
@RunDevilRun007
Bro. Don’t loose all hope. Be like me, and wait for a girl to ask you out. Due to the statistics of a girl asking a guy out, that means that the girl that wants you (rather than the other way around) is actually more likely to be loyal. Because it’s her who started it, so why would she destroy what she built? She’d be less likely to lie. She’d be more likely to stay. She’d be one of the more rare loyal types. And, with time and hard work on her half, she just might get down on one knee and ask the big question. But here’s the twist. A question as big as “Will you marry me”… Would you turn her down?
 
Nah, I’m not even relatively CLOSE to interested in any of that anymore. Chances are if a girl did ask me out I’d just say no.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@RunDevilRun007  
Bro. Don’t loose all hope. Be like me, and wait for a girl to ask you out. Due to the statistics of a girl asking a guy out, that means that the girl that wants you (rather than the other way around) is actually more likely to be loyal. Because it’s her who started it, so why would she destroy what she built? She’d be less likely to lie. She’d be more likely to stay. She’d be one of the more rare loyal types. And, with time and hard work on her half, she just might get down on one knee and ask the big question. But here’s the twist. A question as big as “Will you marry me”… Would you turn her down?
BigBuggyBastage
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
Many people are “afraid of dying alone.”
 
I personally fail to see the logic in that - in fact, I’m more happy than ever being on my own! - but it’s a real fear among many, Westerners especially for whatever reason.
LanceOmikron
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Because COLORING!!
@C Money  
I actually agree with that. A major mistake that people often make is getting married (and worse, having kids) when neither person has enough income to support themselves as individuals. Staying single until you’re financially stable isn’t materialistic, it’s smart