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@LanceOmikron  
Same here. And what I got was: stay single, get more money. Find a relationship, get more happiness. Sadly, I can be somewhat of a material asshole.
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@RunDevilRun007  
I’ve done a lot of thinking about this subject over the past several years.
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That’s the way I’ve felt my whole life. Like I’ve had to get a relationship just to be considered a normal human being and not some kind of freak. And that has contributed to my bitterness towards the whole thing.
Shoot, so you’re a victim of that trap too, eh? Well, just do what I did and say “My romantic pursuits have nothing whatsoever to do with my value as a human being”. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they can piss off. If your parents complain that they want grandkids (like mine do), tell them to deal with it. Our lives are our own.
 
I like the way you think.
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That’s the way I’ve felt my whole life. Like I’ve had to get a relationship just to be considered a normal human being and not some kind of freak. And that has contributed to my bitterness towards the whole thing.
 
Shoot, so you’re a victim of that trap too, eh? Well, just do what I did and say “My romantic pursuits have nothing whatsoever to do with my value as a human being”. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they can piss off. If your parents complain that they want grandkids (like mine do), tell them to deal with it. Our lives are our own.
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@RunDevilRun007
And that’s perfectly okay. Honestly, I think it’s a real problem when folks try and make it seem like you’re doing something wrong if you stay single. If that sort of mindset is imposed upon people, then they’re likely to try and get a relationship not because they actually want one, but because they think it’s what society expects from them. And that’s just an invitation for all sorts of heartache. I kinda fell into that trap once.
 
That’s the way I’ve felt my whole life. Like I’ve had to get a relationship just to be considered a normal human being and not some kind of freak. And that has contributed to my bitterness towards the whole thing.
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@RunDevilRun007  
And that’s perfectly okay. Honestly, I think it’s a real problem when folks try and make it seem like you’re doing something wrong if you stay single. If that sort of mindset is imposed upon people, then they’re likely to try and get a relationship not because they actually want one, but because they think it’s what society expects from them. And that’s just an invitation for all sorts of heartache. I kinda fell into that trap once.
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Rats, that’s pretty brutal. You have my condolences. :(
 
Thanks man. I’ve just lost all interest in the concept.
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@RunDevilRun007  
Rats, that’s pretty brutal. You have my condolences. :(
 
For me, I’ve decided not to actively look for a relationship at this time because it makes no sense to do so given my current lifestyle. If it did happen by some chance, I’d want it to occur after having built a strong friendship with someone. Skipping the friends step and trying to proceed directly to being lovers makes no sense to me.
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Well, if you were in a relationship with the other not doing much in return. Just know, they too gotta work to keep it stable.
 
Well let’s see. My first gf dumped me because she said I was too fat and ugly. My second gf lied to me and dumped me. My third gf emotionally abused me. My fourth emotionally manipulated me. Fifth one was just crazy and my sixth one who was also my first fiancee lied to me and left me.
 
Yeah, not really interested in continuing to pursue this.
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@RunDevilRun007  
Well, if you were in a relationship with the other not doing much in return. Just know, they too gotta work to keep it stable.
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@Andreas98
Go look for someone to snuggle then. Take your hand out of your pants, and use them to search a dating site, open a door for someone, help someone out; and the o explore! You’ll be amazed at what could happen.
Or, do what I did, realize relationships are bullshit and not worth the effort and just focus on other things.
That can depend upon the person both ways. Having someone to love and protect can actually ease the nerves and stress.
And think about it this way too: It’s been a hard day. You’ve been working like the Pony Express. You’re filled with so much stress and anger that you could punch someone. Someone walks over to you, but you know them really well. They ask you about your day. They give you a hug, a kiss on the cheek, then a kiss on the lips. The person’s arms stay wrapped around you, and they ask if you want to wach somthing on Netflix instant streaming while cuddling on the couch.
Who is this person? That is your love partner, or lover for short. They share the same responsibility as you do in keeping one another happy. Wouldn’t that be kickass? Someone who asks you if you want a snuggle? Or even getting lucky? Imagine it: Sex practically on demand, or requested from you.
 
Meh.
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@Gimlet  
I’m saying what happens. Simple visions. Not how to get one.
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@C Money  
Dear lord you need to stop giving people relationship advice, forever
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@Andreas98
Go look for someone to snuggle then. Take your hand out of your pants, and use them to search a dating site, open a door for someone, help someone out; and the o explore! You’ll be amazed at what could happen.
Or, do what I did, realize relationships are bullshit and not worth the effort and just focus on other things.
 
That can depend upon the person both ways. Having someone to love and protect can actually ease the nerves and stress.  
And think about it this way too: It’s been a hard day. You’ve been working like the Pony Express. You’re filled with so much stress and anger that you could punch someone. Someone walks over to you, but you know them really well. They ask you about your day. They give you a hug, a kiss on the cheek, then a kiss on the lips. The person’s arms stay wrapped around you, and they ask if you want to wach somthing on Netflix instant streaming while cuddling on the couch.  
Who is this person? That is your love partner, or lover for short. They share the same responsibility as you do in keeping one another happy. Wouldn’t that be kickass? Someone who asks you if you want a snuggle? Or even getting lucky? Imagine it: Sex practically on demand, or requested from you.
ShimmeringStallion

Aww… and then he gave her some money.
 
… With absolutely no reason behind it.
 
… It was a great day for Venus.
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@Andreas98
Eh, being single is nothing to be ashamed of.
Yea! Being single is great!
 
Agreed!
Andreas98

@marsminer  
During this time of the year i just enjoy others relationships like some hypothetical changeling.
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@Andreas98
Eh, being single is nothing to be ashamed of.
 
Yea! Being single is great!
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@Andreas98  
Eh, being single is nothing to be ashamed of.
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@RunDevilRun007
Spot the misanthrope.
 
Yes I am, and your point is?
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@RunDevilRun007  
Spot the misanthrope.
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@Andreas98
Go look for someone to snuggle then. Take your hand out of your pants, and use them to search a dating site, open a door for someone, help someone out; and the o explore! You’ll be amazed at what could happen.
 
Or, do what I did, realize relationships are bullshit and not worth the effort and just focus on other things.
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Poor Mercury doesn’t have any special somepony. Saturn, on the other hoof, has had seven coltfriends and fifty-five one night stands!
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@Andreas98  
Go look for someone to snuggle then. Take your hand out of your pants, and use them to search a dating site, open a door for someone, help someone out; and the o explore! You’ll be amazed at what could happen.
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Go fsck yourself
They should invite Mercury back to their place, so she’s not so lonely. :3
 
Hey, we’ve seen Mars and Venus do three-ways before. This would be a great excuse for another!