@DanielTepesKraus  
@DanielTepesKraus  
@DanielTepesKraus  
 
It is so good to have you back.

@The Smiling Pony
 
@TexasUberAlles
 
@DanielTepesKraus
 
Everything really has gone back to normal. Welcome back, DTK!

@TexasUberAlles  
He’s been literally half-dead in a hospital bed for the last ~3 months and I’ve spoken with him for all of 5 lines in IRC since he came back to the land of the living, so no.

@The Smiling Pony  
No, it was made for RIG  
I’LL DESTROY HIM
 
I didn’t figure you were [REDACTED], though, I just assumed you were egging DTK on in IRC. My mistake. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@TexasUberAlles  
Just going to butt into this nonsense…

No, it was made for RIG.
 
Also no, TUA, I am not whoever he’s placing bets with.

@Keith Mowz  
Do you want to see him keep posting or not? Twee really is the only way he can carry on a conversation.

@Keith Mowz  
there are no breaks on the ruse cruise.

@TexasUberAlles  
So, knowing that he’s just kidding and baiting you, you swallow the bait, hook, line, sinker, and the first couple inches of the rod to boot. That’ll show him. :P

@TexasUberAlles  

 
oh cheer up, tex. i’m just teasing you. i’m trapped here until i succumb to my injuries or the boss gives me an article of clothing so i’m going to have some fun along the way. take ’er a little easier and youll enjoy the site a lot more, you know.
 
@SuperSupermario24  
missed you too man.

@Keith Mowz  
you’re admitting you’re predictable and reactionary?  
Are you new here? Of course I’m predictable and reactionary, I’m pretty sure they made Mystery Badge #1 mostly for me. That’s why this is so silly, DTK is acting like he just won EVO or something because… he “successfully predicted” that deliberately phrasing a poke at me like a veiled insult would be taken as a veiled insult. There ain’t exactly psychic powers involved in laying out a setup with a short list of likely responses, or predicting keywords from a user with a high postcount; it’s like how the use of recurring keywords and phrasings is the easiest way to figure out which BPs are regular posters with [☑ Shitpost anonymously] in effect.
 
I could say, “Look look look, I betcha if DTK makes one of his typical snarky tweeposts in the forums or a comment section and I respond to it with a snarky tweepost, he’ll use it as an excuse to try to start an arglebargle (because Site Assistants are more mature and responsible than the rest of us, y’know), but if he makes one of his rare seriousdiscussionposts and I respond to it with serious discussion, he won’t respond because there’s no giggleshits potential involved” and that’ll be right on the money pretty much every time, but it doesn’t make me some kind of leet gamesmaster, it just means “I’ve seen him post before and noticed he has a routine”.

@Keith Mowz  
That’s how I read it…

@TexasUberAlles  
So… you’re admitting you’re predictable and reactionary?

@DanielTepesKraus  
If you honestly don’t see how “‘empty’, ‘meaningless’, or ‘immature’” might apply to someone who seems to genuinely think he’s accomplished something to be proud of because he pushed a button on a wall and the elevator doors opened, then I dunno what to tell you, man; you’re doin’ an awful lot of struttin’ over some pretty low-hangin’ fruit here. If this is some kind of plan to regain badge parity with Badumsquish by demanding an Internet Mastermind badge for your amazing powers of prediction, you’re, uh, not exactly playing on Impossible Mode with “I bet I can get TUA to respond to me if I mention him in a tweepost”.

@DanielTepesKraus  

@DanielTepesKraus  
i missed you haha

@TexasUberAlles  
i’ll just leave this here  

 
ladies and gentleman this is captain kraus speaking. texasuberalles, in recognition of your steadfast efforts to swab the poop deck you have been invited to the captain’s table this evening for dinner. we need you to wear this kitty cat costume and pour drinks. thank you and enjoy the rest of your ruse cruise.
 

 
 
@WM-R  
baka

@TexasUberAlles
 
I’ve never seen two tsunderes being all tsun-tsun towards each other before. It’s quite the experience.

@WM-R  
His life would be awfully empty otherwise if he wasn’t able to strut around and be all proud of himself for the rhetorical equivalent of having tricked a cat into batting at a string. Don’t take that away from him, it would be cruel.

@TexasUberAlles
 
@DanielTepesKraus
 
It’s nice to see things getting right back to normal.

@CanadaUberAlles  
♫i don’t hear swab-bing♪
 

I love it.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Puh-leaze, like your tsukkomi routine would stand on its own without a pro boke to prop you up. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
 
I bet you were trash tier invalid who didn’t even sock away a stash of surgical gloves and the really good pain meds for later.

@Everyone  
being “okay” might be a wee bit generous, but yeah i’m alive and kicking. was was bedridden for a month i’m steadily getting better and doctors say i’ll be up and as annoying as ever in 2 months time. missede you guys too ♥
 
@CaliforniaUberAlles  
ha ha there’s a fine example of parapraxis if i ever read one. you’re the guy who declared “texasuberalling” = “being a jerk”, not me. also:  

 
i swear man, even half-dead i get you every time
 
attention passengers, this is captain kraus speaking. will texasuberalles please report to the poop deck it is in dire need of swabbing. thank you and enjoy the rest of your ruse cruise.  

 
admit it, everyone, you missed my cheeky shenanigans

@DanielTepesKraus  
and here comes texasuberalles texasuberalling up the comments  
Yeah, what a jerk, right– having reasonable and civil conversations with people after showing up to praise the image. The nerve of some people.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Missed you bud.