@LanceOmikron  
Yaa… I like mine better.

Spoiled Milk, ultimately.

@Shepherd  
_whoooaa.  
Whoooooo OOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!

@lasty  
At the end we are all Lemongrab.

@Vree  
Seems plausible and I like how Spoiled became Lemongrab at the end.

@Vree  
Headcanon approved.

(20 years ago)  
“Hey “Rotten”!  
“Do you want some old fruit, “Rotten”?”  
(sigh)  
“If only I was rich and powerful, then I could bully THOSE guys back. I’d show EVERYONE.”  
(notices a colt lying in the mud)  
“What in Tartarus are YOU doin’?”  
“Um, sorry…I was out shopping with my parents and some of those kids oushed me in the mud.”  
Sigh “Well, they can do that. What’s your name, kid? I’m Ro…er, Spoiled.”  
“That’s a nice name. My name’s Filthy. Er, Filthy Rich.”  
…  
<3
 
(20 years later)  
“Okay, it’s a nice name, but you realize that neither of your actual names has any resemblance to…”  
“WE SAID IT’S DIAMOND TIARAAAAAA”

@Shepherd  
In that case, I can’t help you.

@Scrounge  
I still get it wrong.

@Shepherd  
Try searching for the two ponies and the shipping tag, that also worked for me.

@Scrounge  
Right.. I never get portmanteau Couple Name right, silly me

@Shepherd  
There’s a “fleetmac” tag on this site and it’s far from empty.

@Scrounge  
Well I got no results and I thoght Mac was shipped with everypony

@Shepherd  
I’m sure someone does. It’s not like Cocowhinny where the ship literally doesn’t exist.

@Scrounge  
nobody ships it…:(

@Shepherd  
Eeyup.

@Scrounge  
He didn’t want to be Bigfoot?

@Kibate  
A name fit for a prince.
 
…If the husband takes the wife’s name in Equestria, is that why Big Macintosh ignored Fleetfoot’s crush on him in the comics? :D

@Scrounge  
That actually sounds pretty sweet

@lasty  
@Kibate  
He might still keep his …“bachelor name” is the term Google turned up… as a middle name, making him Shining Armor Cadenza.

@Background Pony #A004  
Diamond Tiara: “SHUT YOUR BUC- Oh yeah, she is.”

@Masem  
Ask and ye shall receive.
 
Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll  
Diamond’s Mom is a big, fat btch*  
she’s the biggest btch in the whole wide world,*  
she’s a stupid btch if there ever was a btch,  
she’s a btch to all the fillies and colts.*

In before we have Eric Cartman singing a certain song about her.