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Cat is stuck on a tree. better call the airforce.
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Spitfire: What… you wanted some of that as well right?
Soarin: True, true.
Fluttershy: Look up Griffins on wiki and read about their culture.
Spitfire: okay. looks it up. oh we couldn’t if even if we try.
Soarin: what? Why
Spitfire: according to the article, griffin don’t fool around. They believe in life mates and will only mate with their mate. It also said that when a mate dies a Griffin will not mate ever again.
@Beau Skunky
I do, but this person I have no clue.
You guys sure have a one-track mind. :P
Soarin’: Whaaa…?
Spitfire: ahhh and she was hot. I wanted to get some.
Spitfire and Soarin’ look and see Tank rescuing the griffon.
Soarin’: …. gutsy.
The end.
Spitfire & Soarin: fightimg over who should save her.
Tank: goes and save the griffin.
Spitfire: Eh, thought I’d give Tank a ride.
Spitfire: Remember the tortoise? Turns out he wanted me to take him for a ride today.
Soarin’: (To Tank) See if I give you a ride again.
Several minutes later
Soarin: why didn’t you help me.
Soarin: … struggle to get the tiger out of the tree.
Tank stares into spitfire’s eyes.
Spitfire: I did say you’d be the one to get a cat out, next time.
Rainbow Dash: This is some kind of payback, isn’t it?
Spitfire: Maybe…
2 days later… a tiger got stuck in a tree.
Soarin: Why me?
Later…
Spitfire (uniform torn up): (holding Opal to Rarity) Here’s your cat.
Rarity: Thank you, Miss Spitfire.
Spitfire: Don’t mention it. (glances at Soarin’) Next time, you get the cat out of the tree.
Soarin’: Got it.
Spitfire: Why is Dash’s turtle on your back?
Soarin’: Eh, he just wanted to go for a ride. And fyi, he’s a tortoise. (trying to contain his laughter) You look terrible.
Spitfire: (glaring daggers) Shut. your. pie hole.
Soarin’: (scared) Got it.
1’000 points to that pony for making us die from laughter.
Soarin’: Uhhhh… why is Dash’s turtle looking at me like that?
Rarity: Tortoise, actually.
Soarin’: Tortoise. Right.
Spitfire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! SOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN’!!!!!!
And that how Soarin became Hare-Man
That’s what I’m typing.
He’s shocked by tank for some dark, cliché, and edgy backstory.
A tortise killed his father.
Exactly, now watch as she seduces Soarin’ into having a really fun party. You know that it will get intense if Rarity wears a really cool hat!
Since when did Rarity ever do something for herself when she could talk some other pony into doing it for her?
Soarin: “I don’t like the way it’s looking at me.”
Spitfire: “WILL YOU IGNORE THE TURTLE FOR A SECOND AND HELP ME!”
Rarity and Soarin: “Tortoise.”
Spitfire falls to the ground twitching and Opal just walks away
Rarity: “Thank you two so much.”
Soarin: “Don’t mention it we were glad to help.”
Spitfire: “I. Hate. You. So. Much. Right. Now.”