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This one is probably my favorite.
Scorpion In Your Tent
A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: “What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?
A Sailor said, “I’d step on it.”
A Soldier said, “I’d hit it with my boot.”
A Marine said, “I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.”
An Airman said, “I’d call room service and find out why there’s a tent in my room.”
The Army sleeps under the stars.
The Navy navs by the stars.
The Air Force books accommodation by the stars.
I hear PT’s gotten better since you adopted prancercise :D
True.
Yes they do. Just not to the capacity of America’s standing Army.
God I love the Air Force.