@AH96  

 
Well, can you blame him? :)

@Scrounge  
Ashleigh Ball > He’s all big, Hal > All bash Leigh > He’ll bash Ali G

@AH96  
Ashleigh Ball > High ball leash

Nicole Oliver > Lovelier icon

Some more anagrams I found:
 
Star Sapphire- Phrase Rapist  
Sanae Kochiya- Soya Hina Cake  
Remilia Scarlet- Material Slicer  
Ten Desires- Denies Rest  
Mother-in-law- Woman Hitler  
The Morse Code- Here Come Dots  
The eyes- They see  
Waitress- A stew, Sir?  
Guinness draught- naughtiness drug  
The Titanic disaster- Death, it starts in ice  
Bruce Springsteen- Creep brings tunes  
Tom Cruise- So I’m Cuter  
graduation- out in a drag  
Debit card- Bad credit  
A Decimal Point- I’m a Dot in Place  
Jennifer Aniston- fine in torn jeans  
Achievements- Nice, save them  
Clothespins- So Let’s Pinch  
Spice Girls- Pig Slices  
Dormitory- Dirty Room  
Confessional- On scale of sin  
David Letterman- Nerd Amid Late TV  
Princess Diana- end is a car spin  
President W- Newest Drip  
Statue of Liberty- Built to Stay Free  
Laxative- exit lava  
Evangelist- Evil’s Agent  
Astronomer- moon starer  
Apple, Inc- Epic Plan  
San Francisco Giants- Fascinating, No scars  
The United States of America- Attaineth its cause, freedom  
Desperation- A Rope Ends It  
Sherlock Holmes- He’ll mesh crooks  
Christina Aguilera- Ugly Satanic Hair  
Conversation- Voices Rant On  
Geologist- Go Get Oils  
Christmas- Trims cash  
Why do you care?- Hey you coward!  
President Bush- Burnished Pest  
Action man- cannot aim  
Year two thousand- a year to shut down  
shower time- where moist  
Santa Monica- satanic moan  
goodbye- Obey god  
Funeral- Real Fun  
Television programming- Permeating living rooms  
Margaret Thatcher- That great charmer  
Darling I love you- Avoiding our yell  
The Countryside- No City Dust Here  
Flamethrower- oh, felt warmer  
Clint Eastwood- Old West Action  
Ronald Wilson Reagan- Insane Anglo Warlord  
A Gentleman- Elegant Man  
No admittance- contaminated  
Microwave- Warm Voice  
A telescope- To see place  
Elvis- lives  
Eleven plus two- Twelve plus one  
The Meaning of Life- The fine game of nil  
Schoolmaster- The classroom  
A shoplifter- has to pilfer  
listen- silent  
A Domesticated Animal- Docile, as a Man Tamed it  
Garbage Man- Bag Manager  
Madam Curie- Radium came  
A telephone girl- Repeating “Hello”  
Postmaster- Stamp Store  
The ears- Hear set  
The cockroach- Cook, catch her  
The centenarians- I can hear ten “tens”  
Slot Machines- Cash Lost in’em  
Florence Nightingale- Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg  
The Railroad Train- Hi! I Rattle and Roar  
The Hilton- Hint: Hotel  
Sunshine and Shadow- Show in Sun and Shade  
The United States Bureau of Fisheries- I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future  
Vacation Times- I’m Not as Active  
Software- Swear Oft  
The Detectives- Detect Thieves  
The Maltese Falcon- Sam, locate left hen  
The Shining- Highest inn  
The Hospital Ambulance- A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man  
Internet routers- Reorient net ruts  
Church of Scientology- Rich-chosen goofy Cult  
Semolina- Is No Meal  
Christmas tree- Search, Set, Trim  
Be Like Water- We break tile  
Naturalist- A trails nut  
Tuesday, November Third- Many Voted, Bush Retired  
The Public Art Galleries- Large Picture Halls, I Bet  
The Earthquakes- That Queer Shake  
Patrick Stewart- A Crap Trek Twist  
New York Times- Monkeys write  
Anagrams Never Lie- Reveals A Renaming  
“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” Neil A. Armstrong- A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

We should all beg HAL!