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Straight outta Canterlot, crazy motherbucker named Twilight
Moved me here and put me in the spotlight
When I’m shelving, I’m overwhelming
Learn some friendship and villains are hauled off
You too Tirek if you buck with me
Invite me to a party in the west castle courtyard
Eff that, I’ll be hiding in the orchard
Screwed up Moondancer, now she’s a recluse
Living in a house full of refuse
Going off on a pony friend like that
With a snub, that’s directed at
your face-apologize so smooth
Like four years later, kinda of a jerk move
Here’s a letter to Celly to keep you movin,
Full of lessons I be schoolin
Spike the dragon is a tool
I use to keep from lookin like a motherbuckin fool
He’s my friend or butler, maybe
Striking out with Rarity daily,
weekly, monthly and yearly
Maybe the writers won’t always be dreary
and he’ll be down with the cream white pony
Brony, you can’t buck with me
So when I’m in Ponyville, you better run
Cause Twilight is now a whole lotta fun
Flails around, can’t dance for squat
But when she come s back, she’s sttraight outta Canterlot
(I’m drunk)
Yo Rare
whassup
Tell em where you’re from
Straight outta Ponyville, another boy crazy pony
More males I charm, yo my ego gets bigger
I’m an awesome damn pony and you know this
But the weak-ass writers won’t always show this
[thanks M.A. Larson]
But I don’t give a buck, Imma make my fashions
Cause it’s my very biggest passion
Just like my beauty, I’m number one with the style
I beat all the other ponies by miles
Lose the attention for even one minute
Steal the spotlight and be all up in it
If you’re at my show up in the front row
Pay attention to me, just me
say lots of compliments or I’ll get all pissy
That shows me boys, you have good taste
If you don’t then you’re just a waste
Attitude legit because I’m hot as horseshit
MC Rar controls the focus
Every stallion sure oughta know this
Got a sister named Sweetie not right in the head
Don’t quite know how she isn’t yet dead
Maybe she’s adopted, would explain a lot
Wish I could pack her off to Canterlot
Gee, I soundlike a motherbucking villain-
Not rally, haven’t thought about killing
That would make the worst. possible. sister. EVER
I love her, gonna keep her forever
Look, Spike I get the hint
But I’m above you, don’t mean to sound shrill
I’m straight outta Ponyville
Dash is her name and the gal is flyin
Straight outta Cloudsdale
is a pegasus with an ego the size of Texas
So self-absorbed the only one in the census
Dangerous pony, can’t be in the Wonderbolts
That’s OK, they’re all a bunch of bucking dolts
See, I don’t give a buck, that’s the problem
I see a job to do, I just avoid ‘em
I’m smart, read a Daring Do book or two
And when the duty passes, I smile
To me it’s kinds funny, bronies wanting to “come inside”
I don’t know, maybe I’m a lesbian or just snide
One thing, I know I’m not easy
Have you ever seen a love interest, a main squeezy?
Sexless
Maybe I like Tank in the dark
Or maybe perhaps Scoots in the park?
You see I don’t get the brony nation
Why they put me in this weird situation
Get a little gust of wind and I’m zooming
Powering up for the sonic rainbooming
I’m the one you guys won’t be forgetting
So what about the other mane six? Buck em
I’m the element of loyalty, loyalty to me
This is the autobiography of Dashie
And if you ever buck with me
You’ll get taken by a dope pegasus who controls the weather
Word to ponies altogether
Straight outta Cloudsdale
Dang, that song was dope