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Tirek: “I am Lord Tirek and you will~~”  
Me: Shuts the file folder and looks over to a box of matches “That gives me an idea!”  
-one minute later~~  
Me: reopens the file folder and let’s Tirek out.  
Tirek: “I am Lord Tirek and you will surrender you’re magic to me-what are you doing?”  
Me: “Making shores by using matches… Want one?”  
Tirek: “…I am Lord Tirek and you will surrender one to me!”  
Me: “Here you go…” hands him a snore “So, uh, I’ve been meaning to ask… You’re a centaur and Scorpan is a gargoyle, so… How exactly are you two brothers?”  
Tirek: “Don’t ask…”