@Beau Skunky
 
What can you do? Some, if not most, would do anything to sound intelligent and/or gain the high ground; a mightier-than-thou feeling, if you will.
 
The fact that you brought up his political and theological stances shows me that the troll calls are justified at this point.

@Dirty Bit  
Yep, same ol’ Ghost…
 
I actually have some respect for his intelligence, and even agree with him on a few things… But ever sense he came back, I find myself agreeing with him less & less. (To the point where it’s getting hard to listen to him anymore, outside of the pranks.) Like he believes anything bad the media says about Ted Cruz, (not saying he’s a saint either) but won’t believe anything negative about Trump, and practically blindly worships the guy.
 
I was also willing to forgive him for thinking the moon landing was a conspiracy, (as some intelligent people do believe that) but this li’l nugget of joy from him tells me he takes his hatred of NASA to a far bigger extreme then any of us could imagine.
 
Apparently, everything you learned about space is a lie, and nobody knows what the sun actually is… OY vey…  
(Also, ironic he tried to bring God into the argument, considering he’s mocked religion before. He’s kinda inconsistent on his stances sometimes.)

@Beau Skunky
 
Figures XD

@Dirty Bit  
Eeyup…
 
In a recent episode, he stated he’s thinking about selling autograph beer cans that were actually used when he goes “CANS.WAV” (Didn’t he claim previously that sound was just “crap on his desk?”) for fans, but after a few trolls prank-called stating they might do pervy things with ’em, Ghost might be rethinking that.

@Technature
 
Well well :U
 
He’s gonna get more trolls and ‘Fyay you, Texas’ calls, isn’t he? XD

For those not in the loop.
 
Ghost is back.
 
Spread it around like WILDFIRE!

@Da5ch  
:D

@Krdecade87  
God daaaaamn it Navy Husky!!! cans.wav I HATE YOU!!! cans.wav I FyayCKIN’ HATE YOU morecans.wave I’M NOT A FREAKIN’ HAMBOONE! smashingcans.wav I WICK THIS WAS YOUR FACE!!! smashcans.wav I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FsqueeCKING FACE! cans.wav That’s it, get this idiot off Engi-GEDDIMOFF FOR CHRISSAKES! They besmirch mah broadcast! They ruin mah Taco Tuesday!
 
Oh don’t worry, ghost! Your Taco Tuesday isn’t ruined. You can eat tacos with me!
 
Gooood damn it now freakin’ My Little Pony characters are ruining mah Taco Tuesday! MAH LITTLE PONY CHARACTERS ARE RUININ’ MAH TACO TUESDAY!! MAAAAH LIL’ PONY CHARACTERS ARE RUININ’ MAH TACO TUESDAYYY!!! cans.wav I mean, I’ve actually got stupid little teenage talking horse girls callin’ me up now and conductin’ TROLL TERRORISM! They’re callin’ me up and besmirchin’ mah broadcast, for chrissake! God damn it puke.wav That’s it, I’m done, I’m done, STICK A FORK IN ME AH’M DONE!
 
*You’ve been listening to True Capitalist Radio. The views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of the show are…absolutely his.

@Da5ch  
Maybe this song will cheer you up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsyowiCLehQ

@Dirty Bit  
COULD YOU SHOVE THAT SONG UP YOUR ASS?!
 
@Beau Skunky  
Two words! Two words!! TWO WORDS!!  
PUNITIVE. DAMAGES.  
THAT’S ALL I GOTTA SAY!!!

@Dirty Bit  
“You come down here to Texas, and say that here, boy!”

“Fyay you, Texas.”

I’M A COMMUNIST! I DESERVE THE RESPECT ACCORDED TO THAT LABEL!

Oh Ghost such memories, your cans will always be dropping and scrambling in my heart.

@lonewolf  
“Drraadaaadraadaaa ahh aaagghhh!”  
“I don’t care how many people are in the chatroom! Get me out of here now! THAT’S IT! STICK A FORK IN ME I’M DONE! I’M GOING TO 6TH STREET! IT’S MILLA’ TIME! GET ME OUT OF HERE ENGINEER!”
 
You’ve been listening to True Capitalist Radio. The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of the show are…absolutely his.”

GOD DAMMIT I’M GETTING INFESTED BY BRONIES! Cans.wav
 
That’s it. Get me out of here engineer!

You know, this actually does line up with the context behind the quote.

@SaburoDaimando  
Starlight: God DAMN IT TUB GUY!! Take about ten steps away from MAH FREAKIN’ BUTT CRACK FOR CHRISSAKE! Freakin’ internet buttstalkers man! [cutiemarks.wav] Get this idiot off Engineer GEDDIMOFF FOR CHRISSAKES!

@GhostTheCapitalist  
Tub Guy: Ghost, how about we use the Staff of Sameness as a vibrator? It will be totally legit. OH MY!

I’M A NICE GUYYYYY!!!!!

THAT’S MAH PONY!

@anonymous-pony  
cutiemarks.wav

Look at ‘em engineer! They’re laughing! They’re laughing!
 
(I miss Ghost.)

@Takashi.0  
US in a nutshell