Flim: “Well ain’t you just the textbook fucking definition of classy! But guess what Jeeves, that fiery wire won’t do shit for dick against armor this thick! What’s that Alfred? HOW thick is it? Well, half as thick as my dick! So thick enough that you need a fucking anti-tank rifle to pierce it! And I don’t even see a piece on your scaly ass!”

Spike: “Police Girl, if you may.”

Vinyl: “Bitches love cannons!”

Flim:“Aw fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle… OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!!”

(Storm King Zeppelin flies towards Canterlot)  
Grubber: “Lieutenant Tempest Shadow, we have just reached the Canterlot perimeter. We shall maintain this position as we observe~~”  
Tempest Shadow: “No! All hands to battle stations.”  
Grubber: “But Ma’am… our orders~~”  
Tempest Shadow: “I have been waiting for this moment for over 20 years. I have been given weapons, men, and a target. I will not be cock-blocked at the point of entry by that FOALISH TALL STOAT! I. Know. We. Will get what is coming to us. Now Captain, Launch the O-1s!”  
Grubber: “…YES MA’AM!”  
Obsidian Orb Missiles are fired towards Canterlot, only to get blasted by soundwaves and blowing up.)  
Tempest Shadow: “…Status report. ANYONE!!”  
Storm Guard: “Well the O-1s launched, and then they blew up. But not before reaching their target: like way too soon.”  
Tempest Shadow: “I can see that. WHY?!”  
Grubber: “Reports say it’s sniper fire!”  
Tempest Shadow: “Kilometers away? YOU ARE USELESS! GET ME A BUCKING VISUAL!!”  
(Potion reveals Vinyl Scratch standing with her Subwoofer-II Cannons mounted behind her)  
Octavia Melody: “Now, give them a proper Canterlot Welcome!”  
Vinyl Scratch: “So, a mountain of over-the-top Love, Tolerance, and Unnecessary Singing?”  
Octavia Melody: “Exactament.”  
Vinyl Scratch: “OUI BUCKING MADEMOISELLE!”  
(Vinyl Scratch takes aim with her Bass Cannons at the oncoming Zeppelin bearing the Storm King Insignia)  
Octavia: “OPEN FIRE!!”  
(Vinyl Scratch yells as she fires her Bass Cannons as the soundwaves tear into the hull and envelope of Tempest Shadows’ Zeppelin)  
Storm Guard: “We’re being shredded, Lieutenant!”  
Tempest Shadow: “TELL ME SOMETHING NEW!”  
(A stray Bass blasts through the side of the ship, destroying the engines)  
Storm Guard: “Well… we just lost two engines.”  
Tempest Shadow: “CUUUNNNTTT!”  
Grubber: “Ma’am! We can’t keep taking this kind of damage! We’re going to crash!”  
Tempest Shadow: “Than give me Ramming Speed, Captain! RIGHT INTO THAT BITCH!”  
Grubber: “Which Bitch, Lieutenant?!”  
Tempest Shadow: “THAT BITCH WITH THE CAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNSSS!!!”  
(Vinyl Scratch stops firing her Bass Cannons)  
Octavia Melody: “Alright Ma Chere, how bout’ you flash them Baked Goods?”  
(Vinyl scratch flips out a pair of ‘Baked Goods’ twin firework grenades as she fires them at the Zeppelin as it tears further into the Envelope of the balloon as it starts to spiral into a freefall)  
Tempest Shadow: “Rrrrrrrrrrggggg CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!”  
(Temest Shadows’ Zeppelin plows into the earth and explodes in a massive fireball)

@Dirty Bit  
Boondock. Saints. Seriously, you must watch that movie religiously.

@Alanasolo  
You forgot to use that third eye of yours.

How did this image elude me?!

Bitches love cannons!!

@Background Pony #8BCB
 
It’s such a shame you lost your head…  
A careless man who wound up dead…  
You wear your sin like it’s some kind of prize…  
Too many lies…too many lies…

@The Toaster Repair Pony  
Very good… now put my head between your-
 
SHCK
 
OH GODDAMNIT

@The Toaster Repair Pony  
XD

Poooliiice Giiiirl…Poooliiice Giiiirl…  
This is your master reading your thoughts…  
Put my head between your boobs…

@Dirty Bit  
Ah yes that small cameo but it was still in early 2012 that’s when I became a fan of nowacking

@KennyC
 
Epic Pie Time, actually.

@Dirty Bit  
Eh I’ve truer watching that but it’s not my thing if I remember correctly the very first time nowacking did vinyl was epic wub time right?

@KennyC
 
She also did Misty in Pokemon Abridged

@Dirty Bit
 
@Luke1066
 
Holy crap so Jessi started doing police girl before vinyl holy shit

@KennyC
 
@Dirty Bit  
…  
I never saw that.
 

 
And this is why Hellsing Abridged is perfect.

@KennyC
 
In the Abridged series, yes.

Question(sorry if this sounds stupid)but has nowacking aways voiced police girl?

@Background Pony #38E4  
Watch Hellsing Ultimate Abriged.

Why, just why

Christ! Fine, I’ll help you. But only because you got nice tits.

DJ girl

>Vinyl as Seras  
based.

@Cyborg_pony
 
I wondered the same thing myself XD

@Background Pony #0CB1  
Pip Bernadotte, definately. After all, Pip was Seras’ love interest in Hellsing Ultimate.