Damnit did Eric Cartman write that song?

@Sarsath  
I think everyone would be concerned over how the band members seem to be in love with Lauren Faust.

@Background Pony #9260  
absolutely!

They HAVE to know what they’re singing.

@Red Fire  
Imagine if the Rainbooms tried to do that.

Never before has the “we are going to hell” tag been more appropriate.
 
I think.  
There may be others.
 
But yeah. Appropriate as all hell. Pun intended.

Satirizing sjw’s and bashing religion?
 
Spoken like a true Tumblrite “skeptic”…

I really wish he’d have put that song somewhere for downloading…

What?

@Scrounge  
Just order a pizza with wasabi dipping-sauce.

@TheBathWaterHero  
_{The rash is on her nether region…}

@DanielTepesKraus  
You know what, I’m going to stop talking before my life finds a way to get harder.

@TheBathWaterHero  
Saddle Arabia incident? Dude, if you’re going to start using headcanons to make the Wonderdolts look good, then I’m going to start talking about the accusations that Soarin’ picks up underage male sex workers in Neighsia, how Spitfire got to become captain by claiming the former captain raped her, and Fleetfoot’s nasty rash.

@TheBathWaterHero  
At this point, I don’t actually care. Mostly I just wanted to make a joke about your use of the phrase “sell themselves”, which has another, very different meaning. (Unless you were trying to imply that they’re also, um, ponies of the evening, but given the context, incautious word choice seems more likely.)

@OptimusPrimevil  
I expect she’ll also want to settle the score with Twilight, and Twilight will no doubt be preparing for this, particularly in terms of cutie mark protection. Would that satisfy you more?
 
I doubt they’ll have her pick on the (generally) meek and timid Fluttershy, because that wouldn’t make her seem dangerous, it’d just make her seem like a bitch and a bully who prefers to pick on those who can’t fight back. Unless the point is to show that Fluttershy is capable of far more than she thinks she is.

@DanielTepesKraus  
@Scrounge  
It is true that the Wonderbolt’s P.R. people are a group of very smart and highly trained individuals that more than defiantly deserve a raise. But I mean the Wonderbolts aren’t bad, I mean the situation out in Saddlearabia wasn’t exactly their fault, and honestly most of the time, the Wonderbolts are ready for most situations. There are just a few moments where they were shown up by an ordinary cloud kicker from a small farming town but those are just isolated incidents, and the press didn’t report on the Wonderblots looking like idiots in those events. It was just more sensational that a weather pony stepped up and and took initiative. And you know what we’ve got from those incidents? That’s right, pictures of the Wonderbolts with our everyday hero. The Wonderbolts, friend to the common hero! See, the P.R. writes it’self!

@DanielTepesKraus  

 
And if they’re selling themselves, that can’t be good for PR either.

@Scrounge  
depends on who the villain would be i guess. and it’s gonna be weird that she’ll be targeting fluttershy specifically rather than other high-priority targets

@TheBathWaterHero  

Like having a scoundrel for a captain and failing to do anything even remotely successful when the chips are down. Jesus, they must have Beyonce’s P.R. people working for them to make them look good.

@OptimusPrimevil  
That last part still might not slow her down. I’m thinking Slade and Trigon here, or Vilgax and Diagon.

@TheBathWaterHero  
In all fairness, we don’t hear much from Manehattan most of the time. And the thing with Big Mac cold definitely sell some tabloids.

@Scrounge  
definitely, and she’ll be back with a vengeance unless she gets turned into a minion/the dragon for a bigger bad.

@Millennial Dan  
And I think there’s a very real possibility she wouldn’t accept the guidance. It’s possible she’s one of those individuals who needs to be broken before they can be fixed (see also Sunset Shimmer, who was worse than Lightning Dust by a long shot until Twilight and the Human 5 pounded her into a crater and then helped her back to her feet).
 
That said, as of today I have someone new to worry about. We can both at least agree that Starlight Glimmer getting away cannot possibly mean good things for anypony, yes?

@Scrounge  
Exactly, there was a problem in Ponyville, (that was taken care of) there was no problem Manehatten. I assure you that there was nothing that Fleetfoot did in Manehatten, that would have been regarded as harassment of any kind. Don’t believe anyone that tells you different.
 
 
@DanielTepesKraus  
Yes but popularity does make role models more effective. Just like how the only public figure that can be negatively effected by bad press is someone who is meant to be a role model.  
Besides, they are the Wonderbolts, they practically sell themselves as long as they don’t do anything that causes extra work for a P.R. department.

@OptimusPrimevil  
LOL