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“It’s not like I never tried to ask for permission before. I tried. But nopony let me kiss them after that and I never have chance to kiss them anymore. That’s why I have to use this method “Surprise Kiss Target => Avoid Target => Wait until target clam down => Explain the reason to target.”
“Anyway, It’s seem like someone though that I am the one who made all of OCs Commission Cards. You are misunderstood, humans. I am not the one who created them. I am not the one who kiss all of that OCs. The ponies I was kiss will have the cards like this”
http://vavacung.deviantart.com/gallery/51508160/Crazy-Future-Character-Card
“You can see. same background, same magic circle. It’s mean It was made by the same caster. Please understand……..You heard me, right humans?………Mom! I’m done with breaking 4th wall now. Can you repair it for me, please?” ___ Alternate Dawn
“Please use 4th wall gate next time, my son. This wall really hard to repair, you know!?!” __ Twilight Sparkle
Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Alternate Dawn Card Collection => vavacung.deviantart.com/galler
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy. You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
“Anyway, It’s seem like someone though that I am the one who made all of OCs Commission Cards. You are misunderstood, humans. I am not the one who created them. I am not the one who kiss all of that OCs. The ponies I was kiss will have the cards like this”
http://vavacung.deviantart.com/gallery/51508160/Crazy-Future-Character-Card
“You can see. same background, same magic circle. It’s mean It was made by the same caster. Please understand……..You heard me, right humans?………Mom! I’m done with breaking 4th wall now. Can you repair it for me, please?” ___ Alternate Dawn
“Please use 4th wall gate next time, my son. This wall really hard to repair, you know!?!” __ Twilight Sparkle
Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Alternate Dawn Card Collection => vavacung.deviantart.com/galler
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy. You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
I have no real response to any of that. Other then most excellent.
Wishing you a good time!
Actually, real-talk? A Youtuber I like recently had surgery, so I thought “Hey: I should buy some of these cheap, then sent them to him as a joke, ‘cause they have a long-standing history with Manniquin-esque figures!”
Aaaaalso, the Bottom-Sections of the “Man” mannequin bodies have disturbingly bulged-out crotchal-regions, so I’ll be parading it around Bronycon when I go. squee
Clothed, of course… both me, and the mannequin-bottom.
Yeesh, i can’t even recall those things. Been far too long since i last saw that show.
To recreate Phoebe’s paintings from Friends. :3
Buuuuut, why do you need those things?
Target’s closing near where I live.
I bought mannequin-parts.
They were cheap.
=D
Avoid Target, eh?
….Actually, i can see your point.
Friendship is magic, and friends must be obtained as often as possible under Twilight’s rule.
Nightmare Rarity would be Alternate Dawn’s ‘friend’… but Twilight?
There’s no rules for parenting… >:D
Kinda doubt corporal punishment has much or any place in Twiley’s parenting style. She’s more likely to drown him in re-categorizing and/or genealogy chores.
P.S. that was me (stupid login-forgetting…)
I suppose Rarity Le Pew would certainly make it interesting, but really, if anyone’s gonna beat the punk up, let it be his mother… please…
Nah, that still wouldn’t have involved surprise frenchery.
@LuminoZero
Eh, idle commentary about a given character’s lack of boundary comprehension doesn’t quite equate to “CHANGE THIS OR WE RAEGQUIT”. It’s at least partly a matter of degree.
@ShimmeringStallion
Or Nightmom Skunkstripe(R), with her Freddy Kreuger mojo & stringent views on propriety.
>>800679
I guess he doesn’t qualify, then… Or at least his ear doesn’t.
Don’t you know?
Twilight can’t use magic on legal citizens of equestria.
but that way he would be “normal” and normal is boring.
Or it might be a joke. Princess Twilight unironically using the word waifu in-universe got a chuckle out of me.