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Description
“You’re stolen my first kiss!!!”
Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy. You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
Shipping and Descendant Warning :
Spike X Rarity(Nightmare pony) = Sparity(Daughter)
Pinkie Pie X ??? = Super Surprise(Descendant)
(Spifire X Soarin) X (Daring Do X Ahuizotl) = Aerial Ace(Descendant)
Big Macintosh X Fluttershy = Apple Eden (Descendant)
Twilight Sparkle X – Top Secret – = Alternate Dawn(Son)
Warning : This story takes place 100 years after Rarity dead. This story base on season 4. So anything that happened in season 5 will have nothing to do with this story.
Warning : This story’s an alternate universe and is really crazy at times. Futa-spell or the magic that can make female pony impregnate another female pony doesn’t exist.
Warning : a lot of 4th wall breaking and referencing. Sharing universe with “To Love God - To Love Mortal” but in the future and more crazy. You don’t need to read “To Love God - To Love Mortal” to understand this story. It’s just have many Easter egg for that story here.
They may learn their lesson… or maybe not.
Even more incentive for ’em to focus energies elsewhere: crossing wires with Mr. Cord just gets every(p)one joy-buzzed.
‘course she doesn’t. It goes with her cake. Duh! It’s right up there with Molestia-jokes and sending her sister to the moon! Favorite things!
@gorkspewdium
Some know the importance of performing such a task!
>implying Lulu’s proteges are dumb enough to Jackass(R) prank her big sunny sis, as opposed to the nobby hangers-on.
Nah, she’d welcome an excuse to ditch the stuff. Celestia hates tea.
“Refilling their lattes with sewage”
Umm… Those starcritters need to GO… before Celestia gets paranoid about her tea.
Oh, of course. The starcritters get to mess with their heads by bumping stuff & refilling their lattes with sewage, but no need for further mayhem. Yet.
Well even if moved, there’d still be plenty of “those types of tourists”… You know… ones that come complete with luminol testing fluid due to the paranoia of a ghost haunting the place and need to exorcise spirits?
See, now you’re assuming said bodies were (a) just left wherever they wound up post-Krugering and (b) recognizable by the time they hit the falls. Starbeasts are unnervingly efficient at breaking prospective evidence down to its atomic bases.
Actually, they wouldn’t kill them in their homes: It’d ruin the value for new buyers.
Also, considering Canterlot’s basically got its own waterfall, that’d be easy to see the bodies just… fall off the town from.
Well, it’s not like the nobs were all ker-splattered in public. At least a few got Freddy Kruegered, a few others got snarfed through the plumbing, and the odd secret society get-together was spontaneously swarmed by starspawn. Totally within the Batpone Guard’s capacity for coverup.
Fair enough.
Well, tourists, clearly.
“Canterlot is currently undergoing… renovations. Of the… ‘washing away red stains’-kind.”
Depends on who’s left to explain it to, if anypony.
So basically they killed a bunch of old snoots with space-weaponry.
… Celestia’s got her hooves full with explanations.
Too true, too true.
All we can do is dream, mon frere.
I wish I’d had a childhood like that.
Hey, that was a perfectly constructive community outreach program! Those lucky fillies came back from the moon with all manner of eldritch talents & fearsome constellation-beast familiars…which were then gainfully employed to trim Canterlot’s snooty gentry overpopulation back down to manageable size. Win-win.
Well no one gave her a chance after her appearance in Children of the Night. And I can’t blame ’em for doing that.
Maybe she should let Luna raise the next one. Who’d have thought Nightmare Moon would be so good with children?
Heh, if you take it inversely, her ability to rule but inability to raise others reminds me of an old Batman Beyond quote
Terry Mcginnis: “Got any advice?”
Bruce Wayne: “Super criminals I can handle. Moms are a different story.”
Unflinchingly Cruel Joke Inbound
No wonder she doesn’t have any kids. She’d twist ’em before the life of royalty could touch ’em!
Tasteless Humor Deployed
She means well, at least, she just… Has trouble making it go right.
She is old, so… The Baton Pass Theory never stopped being viable either. :j