Pinkazoid: Dumb! Dumb! DUMB! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!

Queen Chrysalis: You probably shouldn’t have helped us build it, ethier.

Pinkazoid: I know! DUMB!

Super pink extraordinaire,  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazoid.  
Runs around without a care,  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazoid.
 
Questioning reality,  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazoid.  
Unless it’s ponies on TV,  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazoid.
 
Our brains have overloaded,  
They’re cotton-candy-coated,  
Her mind is an empty void,  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazoid.
 
Check out Twilight Sparkle,  
Fighter of evil,  
She warned Princess Celestia  
And got sent to Ponyville.
 
She ran into the Pinkazoid,  
Fun and super quick,  
She drives the mane six crazy,  
Cause she’s a lunatic!
 
Her homebase is a party lair,  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazee.  
The Spa Twins, they do her hair,  
Pinkazoid, at the sea.
 
Bounces ‘round with a party crew,  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazoo.  
Every day is something new,  
Pinka-whee! Pinka-whoo!
 
She’s here to break the fourth wall,  
With a wrecking party-ball.  
Then the web cannot avoid:  
Pinkazoid, Pinkazoid.
 
Pinkazoid!

I remember this from awhile back.

@Cyborg_pony  
Don’t say his naaaaaame!

@Cyborg_pony  
Hmm. It’s a tough call; I really like the “Applegrove” pun. Of course, it’s not like you’re going to read this, unless He Who Needs More Rope happened to leave you something with an Internet connection.

@Beau Skunky  
but what about Candlejack?! D:  

@FanOfMostEverything  
Yeah, I guess she would work better.
 
Pinkazoid : Hey, Applegrove. How come you never got married?
 
Applegrove : ‘Cause ah like apples to much.
 
Pinkazoid : You could get married, and still eat alot of apples, y’know?
 
Applegrove : (Pause) … I didn’t know that.

@Beau Skunky  
Not Applegrove?

How toyetic can you get…

Pinkie Pie : NOTHING IS GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY!
 
Dashie : Hey, Pinkazoid, wanna go see a bear ride a motocycle?
 
Pinkazoid : DO I?! :D

Ooooooh~!! Pink Out!

Not sure if this is awesome or terrifying.

“Hey Pink, ya wanna get a mint?”

She drives the villains crazy, because she’s a lunatic!

Pony girl extraordinaire