@Daniel The timelord  
Some fast Wifi alright, I can tell. XD

@Lawful Girly
 
Most of Iceland has better wifi than a large part of the world, US included. We have enough stuff to kill the time.
 
Prostitution is legal, yeah. And no pornography is not banned outright. Selling it is illegal.

@Ebalosus  
Wait, what, prostitution is legal in Iceland or something? And, what, pornography is outright banned?
 
Well, I mean, it is Iceland, and you’ve gotta do something to kill time, but seriously?

@Lawful Girly
 
And an immunity to sensible policies regarding pornography and prostitution…

You still have time: invest in Brighton like Freydur and Snorre did on 56 a.C.
 

 
Check the brand-new Marina.  
And the cute Royal Pavillion.  
And the brutalist City Centre.  
And lots of funny animals like seagulls and donkeys.
 
INVEST IN BRIGHTON, FOR THE PYTHONS’ SAKE!
 

 
 
I loved that gag and wanted to continue it after two years to keep the spirit. If I offended anybody, I apologize in advance.

@Daniel The timelord  
It’s true, Nords have immunity to cold damage.

Lol, i’m an icelander.  
Why do people assume we wear sweaters all the time  
wut  
werarelywearthemwhenitsnotwinter

Iceland <3

Dat face.

The old Icelandic Sagas say that Freydur Gunnarsson and his tripulation arrived to Equestria on 56 a.C. Then one of his men, Snorre Hafnarjørdur, a recognized clopper, was forced to clop with Princess Molestia as a goodwill present to Equestria’s Sovereign. While Snorre was there, Freydur defeated dragons, killed Jean-Pierre, the mythical giant monster haddock of Newfoundland and commerced with the Miawpukek tribe and then went back to retrieve Snorre, who had fathered the pony we see in the picture.
 
Then Freydur and his tripulation went back to Iceland but lost their war, finally arriving to the British coast and finding the city of Brighton, a city on the move, with nice beaches and attractions, and huge seagulls, ideal for real estate investment. Brighton. Invest in Brighton.
 

 
 
BRIGHTON
 

 

 

 
 
BRIGHTON
 

 
 
Thus here finishes this Monty Python ripoff.