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The sausages will never stahp.
I shall see to it that your end will be excruciatingly adorable, you shall DROWN IN THE PITS OF UTTER CUTENESS, RIPPED APART BY THE SHEAR POWER OF DELIGHTFUL PONIES! NON SHALL HEAR YOUR SCREAMS AS YOUR VERY ESSENCE IS OVERTAKEN BY THE POTENT TOXINS THAT IS PONY! AND I SHALL BASK IN THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP THAT ONCE WAS YOUR PONY STRICKEN PUDGY MUFFINESS AND SING PRAISE TO THE SUN AS I LICK YOUR TOPPLED WRAPPER ABSORBING THE POWER THAT ONCE WAS CAPTAIN PUDGE MUFFIN! FEELING IT COURSING THROUGH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, I WHISPER:hot from the lovin’ oven; I am reborn.
I’m only a little bit cruel.
I shall see to it that your end will be excruciatingly adorable, you shall DROWN IN THE PITS OF UTTER CUTENESS, RIPPED APART BY THE SHEAR POWER OF DELIGHTFUL PONIES! NON SHALL HEAR YOUR SCREAMS AS YOUR VERY ESSENCE IS OVERTAKEN BY THE POTENT TOXINS THAT IS PONY! AND I SHALL BASK IN THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP THAT ONCE WAS YOUR PONY STRICKEN PUDGY MUFFINESS AND SING PRAISE TO THE SUN AS I LICK YOUR TOPPLED WRAPPER ABSORBING THE POWER THAT ONCE WAS CAPTAIN PUDGE MUFFIN! FEELING IT COURSING THROUGH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, I WHISPER:hot from the lovin’ oven; I am reborn.
I’m only a little bit cruel.
On the other hand, tasty fruit. TASTY FRUIT.