@Pulse Wave  
Maybe she met prince blue blood and he left an impression

Thousands of Twilight Sparkle horsebandos be like, “I can change that.”
 
@masterhand01  

 
Also since we don’t see so many white unicorn stallions in the show, especially not outside the Royal Guard.
 
@Background Pony #02BA  

 
Because Twilight Velvet told him to?

@Background Pony #02BA  
Unicorn/white guilt?

Why is Shining just carrying that around with him?

@ninja_zeal  
Ahahahahahahaha.
 
*pauses for breath*
 
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
Oh boy. Good luck with your parents if you believe that is how things go.

Then he had a kid. Problem solved.

@Background Pony #7F39  
‘White male privilege’ doesn’t mean a whole lot outside of that particular bubble.

@masterhand01  
The word “privelige” has contexts outside of the whole stupid SJW debate and “male privelige” rhetoric.

>male privilege  
Velvet’s a damn sjw?

@Zytrax  
Image rating, dude.

@Zytrax  
Hmmm… I wonder…  
>Goes to check and see if someone has actually made a book with a similiar name.

Better than what she got their father for their anniversary: Cunnilingus for Dummies.

I guess Shining took the hint.

Can we come up with a new tag [Impatient Grandparent]?

@Background Pony #6F9A  
That would make a good fanfic.

@Background Pony #6F9A  
Gross.

“Mom, I already have an arrangement with Spike should any other romantic endeavors fail us, and I’ve thoroughly researched and verified cross-fertility between Dragons and Ponies.”

@RedStallion  
Reverse search is silly like that.

@AlsoSprachOdin  
for some reason the reverse search didn’t show any result when I posted.

@Background Pony #2886  
 
Yep.

Wasn’t this already posted?

Her and Flash just met though

Why aren’t you married yet;  
chapter 1: Are you ugly as a mule? That might be it.  
Chapter 2:Are you a mule? then your soul mate may have be in the last place you look.  
Chapter 3:Are you a golddigger(answer truthfully you slug)  
in which case its cause your either a spoiled greedy,expectant pony who cant provide for themselves or all of that but your dad touched you in your no-touchy place when your were a foal.
 
Chapter 4:How to get married.“Course” a stallion into doing the deed and guilt trip him into standing at the alter(note if your ugly as a mule,your gonna need to put some cider into him at first )some sort of boomy stick that fires multiple pellets may be required for some.
 
Congratulations you are now married, if not you are a failure and faith probably doesn’t want you to raise kids as your probably mess them up somehow…
 
 
“Mom I don’t think this book is gonna help with anything.”  
“Oh peshaw Twilight that’s the same book I used to get your father and we’ve been happily married ever since”  
“Wait what but I thought-  
“Speaking of which oh Shining Armor,do you know how many eggs Cadence eats?”

hahahaha

Subtly!!!