Can’t breath. Laughing too hard.

Don’t worry, Shining Armor. You can still make something of yourself. George Washington was impotent.

It’s at times like these that I’m glad I’m single. My own mother keeps telling me that I’ll find that special someone, to which I openly deny.
 
Besides, I don’t really deem myself worthy of parenthood, let alone being a role model.
 
@CaptainGame
 
Burn!

>Comes with two blue rays  
>It possible it was written by their mother  
>so who was blu ray?!

@Techy Pony  
Eesh, some of you sure like to make a joke less funny.

Some people have more important things to do with their time than trying to find someone you wouldn’t hate spending your life with or becoming something that has pissed you off your whole life. (Parents) xD

I call for a new tag.
 
“This will end in memes.”

inb4 new exploitable meme

@Evowizard25  
Aside from being an author and mother/in-law to three of Equestria’s biggest VIPs, not much is known about Mrs. Twilight Velvet. So yeah, that’s one of the ways in which we’ve filled in the gaps these days.

Mom wrote these books.

@Lucas Osse  
Her toy card said she liked writing adventure stories.
 
And one comic panel showed she had a “Daring Do” award.

@Lucas Osse  
It’s in the toys, and a few other places.
 
Hasn’t gotten in the show, so don’t take it as a firm thing.

@Lucas Osse  
Blindbag bio cards say she likes writing.

@SlayerBVC  
Where do we find out she’s an author? I must have missed that episode…

i say screw parents who push their own children to have kids.  
nothing but their own selfish will.

@Evowizard25  
It’s a common thing for any single adult character with nagging parents.

Oh god, that’s genius

Question, is it a fanon thing to have Twilight’s mom nag her about finding someone and having grandkids? Cause I’ve seen it a few times in fics and comics.

@5minuteswithapie  
At least this one looks like it has potential.

Is there an “overbearing mother” tag?

“Sniff” Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells smelly.  
Gasp  
Incoming Meme!!

 
just blame it on your wife!

@SlayerBVC  
@Background Pony #D1A7  
@Sjogre  
Even funnier. I love this one.

(pops out of a bush by them)  
You know Miss Velvet I’ve been trying to help Twi out with that for some time now. :)

Twilight later visited her mother to drop off a pristine, autographed copy of “So You’re A Nagging Hen”.