Scootakite! And just like a real one, it’ll drop or get stuck in a tree.

This is probably kinky.

Nostalgic ear-worm courtesy of Spindizzy!

With tuppence for paper and strings  
You can have your own set of wings  
With your feet on the ground  
You’re a bird in a flight  
With your fist holding tight  
To the string of your kite
 
Oh, oh, oh!  
Let’s go fly a kite  
Up to the highest height!  
Let’s go fly a kite and send it soaring  
Up through the atmosphere  
Up where the air is clear  
Oh, let’s go fly a kite!
 
When you send it flyin’ up there  
All at once you’re lighter than air  
You can dance on the breeze  
Over ‘ouses and trees  
With your first ‘olding tight  
To the string of your kite
 
Oh, oh, oh!  
Let’s go fly a kite  
Up to the highest height!  
Let’s go fly a kite and send it soaring  
Up through the atmosphere  
Up where the air is clear  
Let’s go fly a kite!

Let’s go flying a kite… I forgot the rest of the words.

the brand new scoota-kite