@Trickquestion  
That was…so…awesome.

what the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little mule? i’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the wonderbolts academy. i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the changelings, and i have over 300 confirmed snuggles. I am trained in minotaur warfare, and i’m the top lightning kicker in the entire equestrian weather forces, you are nothing to me, but just another friendship. I will snuggle you the buck out with friendship the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that manure to me over the ponynet, think again bucker, as we speak, i’m contacting my secret network of apple farmers across equestria, and your pony is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm maggot, the storm that wipes out, the pathetic little thing you call your element, you’re bucking friend, colt. i can be anywhere, anytime and hug you in over 700 ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am i extensively trained in unarmed friendship, but i have access to the elements of the equestrian elements of harmony, and i will use it to its full extent, to friend your lonely plot off the continent. You little featherhead, if you had know what chaotic retribution, your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. but you couldn’t and now you’re paying the price. you moon banished featherhead, i will buck parties all over you, and you will drown in it, you’re bucking friend, kiddo.

@EHAN  

@Kayaana13  
And I only cried for 20 minutes

It’s true she did.

But you still dropped out of flight school.

“And I have over 300 confirmed shadowbolt kills!”

@Kayaana13  
I was too, GOOSH DURSHNITS  
*Flips roll-top desk*

I was immediately reminded of that spongebob meme haha

What she doesn’t tell you was that it was with a degree in communications.