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@Mayojar77  
Yeah,yeah and Mario is a sociopath for jumping on mushroom yadda yadda

TIREK WEPT

celestia lied ponies died! (JKD)

You want the truth?  
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

@Princess♠Molestia
 
Well then, we must simply stop making horse puns!
 
…yeah, we’re doomed.

 
“And make sure you buy the patriot blend, independently brewed coffee free of government-added sedatives and chemicals, at Infohorse.com/life, that’s Infohorse.com/life.”

Equestrian Truthers – the worst kind!

@Princess♠Molestia  
Subliminal horse puns fucking everywhere. LOL

You never asked.
 
pulls out a list
 
Neighra 51 houses a acid blood alien.
 
Batmane is Bruce Neighn.
 
The illuminati exists…and is known as the princesses.
 
Horse puns give us power.

It’s Celestia. She almost always puts her kingdoms in peril through sheer idiocy.

Celestia- it is simple. tirek was cautious and hide himself and his magic from us, so we could not find him. Discord could track disruptions in magic. i was certain that we had him under control, as he valued friendship far more than causing havoc as he willed. Tirek saw the same weakness i did, however, and offered him companionship and freedom to reign in chaos. At that oint we could not defeat him, as discord’s is a frustrating opponnent and tirek would need only consume the power of one of equestria’s alicorns to gain the advantage, and a second one.  
I want you all to see the ravaged landscape where tirek and twilight foguht. True i am incapable of such a scale of destruction myself, but let it give you an idea of why i rarely engage in direct conflict. for when i fight somepony as powerful as myself, it is all around us that suffers most.

@FanOfMostEverything
 
Yeah, you’re probably right. Still, there are people who are completely serious when they say these kinds of things.

@Mayojar77  
I figured. I was trying to make a joke, hence why I picked the least-imposing alicorn.

@Mayojar77  
…only one? You don’t know the princesses very well, do you?

@Jarkes  
The acronym suggests the latter.

…I can’t tell if this is genuine Celestia hate or just a parody…

@PonyPon
 
It’s not as bad as the Bureau for Undoing Trouble from Twilight Sparkle.

@Timberwolf  
… I was talking about Twilight.
 
Cadence is a bonafide badass.

Calling it!
 
Celestia will be the series finale final boss.

@Mayojar77  
That’s not a very nice thing to say about Princess Cadance.

@PonyPon  
More like a wonderful name. I’d join my local P.L.U.M.P. R.U.M.P. chapter.

What else is she hiding? Maybe the fact that one quarter of Equestria’s leadership is a potentially dangerous sociopath.

That’s an unfortunate name for an organization.