@Background Pony #EF12  
Let me fix the grammar here to make it easier to read.
 
Ahuizotl: Wait!? Are… are you PREGNANT!?  
Daring Do: Yeah, and you’re the father!  
Ahuizotl: WHAT!? This is not possible!!  
Daring Do: This why I told to not rape me, but no, you didn’t listen! You did what you want, and didn’t care what I said!  
Ahuizotl: NO! What have I done? My kind will hate me for impregnating a pony!  
Daring Do: I hope you will get some thing to pay for the needs of the baby. OK?
 
Work up your english, you can do it, especially the past and future forms of the verbs.

Ahuizotl: wait? are Pregnamt?!  
Daring do: Yeah and you’are the father!  
Ahuizotl: WHAT!? is not possible!?  
Daring Do: This why i tell to not rape me but no! you do and dont care what i say!  
Ahuizotl: no what i done? my kind will hate me for Pregnamt a pony!  
Daring do: i hope you got some thing to pay the needing for the baby?

I wonder if this is how the Mayans ended their civilization: STDs.

@Ponynstuff320 (Toon-n-crossover  
Attempting fixed image embed:  

@SainTan666  
Wha? :T

@Background Pony #ABA0  
ET phone home

…I think Rarity said it best when she said,”…gaaaaah.”

zotl: Oh no! That- that is not mine.  
daring: Oh really? Fine. I’ll come back with paternity results Gets test  
zotl: Packs shit up and moves to another country

Off-topic, but if Zotl’s ever to be compared with any comic book character, I would say Kraven the Huntor. :3

@Spiritus Arcane  
That’s….better?

@PonyPon  

@OneAmongOthers  
Really!!! Where?

You guys know there is an actual clop fic based on this very scene here.

@Background Pony #ED4E  
I haven’t laughed this much in a while

@PonyPon  

There goes the carefree bachelor’s life of super-villainy and ancient artifact hoarding. Now every time you have your nemesis tied up to a death trap, the conversation will inevitably turn to child support and PTA meetings. Might as well give that shit up and retire.
 
Or maybe now is the time to get “banished” to “your home dimension” for a century or so. Let things cool down, state-side.

@Moon_Dew  
Can’t argue with that.

@Ace the Fox  
There’s also this thing called alcohol…a lots of kids wouldn’t have been born if alcohol was never invented.

Geez Ahuizotl, there’s a thing called a Condom. Have you heard of it?

Take responsibility, then take over the world with child in hand…(errr hands?)
 
or go like Castlevania and make it into a family save/destroy worldthing.

@PonyPon  
a kelpie, obviously

@Background Pony #ABA0  
Gee.
 
 
That’s a face only a mother could love.

 
http://naomisnaughtynook.tumblr.com/post/83968330699/what-is-their-baby-going-to-look-like

@PonyPon  
Knowing this fandom, probably Shadow the Hedgehog