Princess Twilight:…..Ok!(wow play with my young self and smarty pants!)  
Filly Twilight: Hey Princess Twilight?  
Princess Twilight: Yes Filly Twilight?  
Filly Twilight: Were i become a Alicorn Princess?  
Princess Twilight: I am sorry but i can’t tell! but i can tell you , your future will be wonderfull!  
Filly Twilight: Oh! I really want to know!  
Princess Twilight: is for your own good! me too i will to know my own future but no pony can thier own future! but dont worry, i will good care you , for the time your parent come back! but were i good back in my time , i will seal your memory and your parent , who is my parent too but of the past, but you will remenber of all were the time come! ok?  
Filly Twilight: Ok..You will remenber to play with me?  
Princess Twilight: Yes and let play a lot! but the seal i will put, will make you think i am you imaginary friend, ok?  
Filly Twilight:…..Ok!

@HighRollerHydra  
i wonder what that looks like? watching the universe implode i mean.

I was at a rummage sale and a little girl, Maybe the age of two to four or so years old, Was carrying a little baby doll which is similar to this drawing.
 
When I was one or two years old one Christmas, My parents got me a toy workbench.
 
Someone on my father’s side of the family got me a toy drill for Christmas one year. Yeah I do remember it although I was about a year (Or two?) and four months old at the time, There’s a memory I know of it not on video tape from the same day.
 
My uncle also got me a toy guitar - Not an actual stringed instrument but a plastic one with buttons on it.
 
Now I play guitar, Have a workbench and use drills; It’s like tea parties little girls had.
 

@Background Pony #2456  
@HighRollerHydra  
The pardox effect can go either way, but I prefer the method pointed out by BGP.

Twilight: “There’s no way I was this cute.”

@HighRollerHydra  
Lies! Solid Sparkle (Future Twi in the sneaking suit) shoved her hoof right in her past self’s mouth, only thing that did was get her to shut up for a second.

Don’t touch your past self. It could rip the universe.