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“You win again, gravity!”
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“Bite my multicolored flank!”
Blueblood: This is Prince Blueblood. You are under arrest! Prepare to be boarded again and again.
Rarity: Forget it.
Blueblood: Then let the negotiations begin, I propose we got out on 10 dates.
Rarity: How about 0
Blueblood: 9
Rarity: 0
Blueblood: 7
Rarity: 0
Blueblood: 8- 5, and that’s my final offer, 4
Rarity: sigh 1
Blueblood: 2
Rarity: 1/2
Blueblood: I’LL TAKE IT, we’ll meet you for part of dinner, and half of a movie.
But you guys probably knew that.
Blueblood: “I ‘unno. This whole place is uncharted.”
Shining: “It’s not uncharted, you lost the chart!”
Shining:46
Blueblood:OOOOOOOH great, ow I have to start back at the beginning from Maneuver 2
Shining:1
“I find the most erotic part of a mare the crotchboobies”
also
“Tomorrow we assault the griffong Kingdom. We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what their culture. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dweebs!”
Prince Blueblood: Rarity, I didn’t know where else to turn. You’re the only mare who’s ever loved me.
Rarity: I never loved you.
Prince Blueblood: I mean physically.
Rarity: What do you want?
Prince Blueblood: Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floor.
Rarity: You don’t know how to do ANY of those things.
Prince Blueblood: Shining might.
Tension is rising with the Griffon Kingdom so a new general has been appointed…
And thus hilarity and tragedy ensues.
No, he’d be telling Spike to have sex with Rarity’s parents.