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Hureno
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Blueblood: I’m calling to negotiate a double date, you and me, Shining and Cadence.  
Rarity: Forget it.  
Blueblood: Then let the negotiations begin, I propose we got out on 10 dates.  
Rarity: How about 0  
Blueblood: 9  
Rarity: 0  
Blueblood: 7  
Rarity: 0  
Blueblood: 8- 5, and that’s my final offer, 4  
Rarity: sigh 1  
Blueblood: 2  
Rarity: 1/2  
Blueblood: I’LL TAKE IT, we’ll meet you for part of dinner, and half of a movie.
Takashi.0
Since the Beginning  -

Salt Miner.
His Ask tumblr did something similar by making him a hilarious douchebag instead a regular one.
 
But you guys probably knew that.
ROTHY
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

“The changeling hive is positioned here. If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.
Hureno
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Rarity: “What counntry is this, anyway?”  
Blueblood: “I ‘unno. This whole place is uncharted.”  
Shining: “It’s not uncharted, you lost the chart!”
Hureno
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Blueblood:Dooming the 15th pile of foals will bye us a few seconds, we will then execute maneuver 45, followed by maneuver 44  
Shining:46  
Blueblood:OOOOOOOH great, ow I have to start back at the beginning from Maneuver 2  
Shining:1
Psychopomf
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@nopony_you_know
 
“I find the most erotic part of a mare the crotchboobies”
 
also
 
“Tomorrow we assault the griffong Kingdom. We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what their culture. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dweebs!”
gg666
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Rarity: Blueblood?  
Prince Blueblood: Rarity, I didn’t know where else to turn. You’re the only mare who’s ever loved me.  
Rarity: I never loved you.  
Prince Blueblood: I mean physically.  
Rarity: What do you want?  
Prince Blueblood: Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floor.  
Rarity: You don’t know how to do ANY of those things.  
Prince Blueblood: Shining might.
Psychopomf
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Side note: I had an idea for a fic that Rainbow Dash has to join the military as a requirement for Wonderbolt-hood.
 
Tension is rising with the Griffon Kingdom so a new general has been appointed…
 
And thus hilarity and tragedy ensues.
gg666
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Colts, you’re lucky colts. Soon, you’ll all be fighting for your kingdom. many of you will be dying for your kingdom. A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your kingdom. They will be the luckiest of all.
Psychopomf
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

“The way to a woman’s heart, Shining, is through her parents. Or in this case, semi-divine aunts. Have sex with them and you are IN”