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Would that that were true, sadly Bob himself is on the Illuminati high counsel along with Satan, Dread Lord Cthulhu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jesus Christ of Nazareth and this guy called Gary (he’s sort of a dick). The church of the Subgenius was founded to root out those who subconsciously psychically resist the Illuminati by a half alien clone of Ayn Rand in 1483 using coded messages slipped into a printing of the King James bible.
Fortunately, “Bob” is here to save us from their evil machinations.
Short answer? The illuminati.
Long answer? In 1776 Adam Weisshaupt replaced George Washington as the first President of the United States under orders from his secret masters in Agartha deep beneath the Black Sea and one of the last remnants of ancient Atlantis after it was conquered by shadow haunted Mu. He laid out a satanic sigil beneath the US capital that allowed him to control the education systems of the entire world from beyond the grave, acting through half alien hybrid agents.
Well, I haven’t heard that explanation for aging before.
your wat is just your mind paralyzed by the cosmic uncertainty inescapable in an insane universe, and the universe is insane my brothers and sister, built by a madman with mad laws that only make sense when you’ve been conditioned to accept them and accepting them is the only option to avoid getting trapped in in the acute angles of space/time, endlessly trapped in a loop of repeating events and locations as the hounds draw closer with your every breath, no, best to stick to the obtuse angles though here the danger is only hidden better.
Wooooow that was a cool read D: