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“How lucky are we talking about?”

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brotip: if a woman asks you to buy her a drink, offer to buy her every drink for the rest of the night IF the pays for the first one.
 
If she says yes, she’s committed.
 
If she says no, she goes away.
Background Pony #5C6F
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Slow down there, lady.  
Second base is for the second date. What kind of guy do you take me for?!
Background Pony #5BF2
“Miss, I would just like to finish my chocolate milk in peace before Princess Purplepants appears to knock it over.”
Background Pony #001E
“You must have me confused for someone else. I scored before I left the home field today, and I’m going to score again when I hit the showers. To be frank, if you and I aren’t going to play double-headers every day for the rest of the season, it’s not really worth my time. And just to be clear: underestimating me? Not sexy.”
Background Pony #A0A4
Unfortunately I have no idea how to act around you besides being awkwardly blunt and honest about how much I want you and I doubt you want to hear ALL of that.