@Background Pony #66BD  
Can’t you read? She’s married to the farm.

@Silver Strength  
(screencap OR idw), cheerimac, (NOT hearts and hooves day)

>Pushin’ 40  
>Not a bad age for an Apple, says Granny  
>Then again, she’s 300something, so she probably has a point  
>Apple Bloom is out working  
>Big Mac has a thing going with Princess Luna  
>They told me to rest and find somepony special  
>They even hired someone to pick up the slack  
>Watch as a tree soars overhead  
>My help trundles by, recovers the tree and puts it back, all apologetic  
>I shrug  
>When your replacement is Jim the troll, you learn to live with stuff like this

>Big Mac found the time to meet a special somepony  
Riiiiiiight.

@child of Lilith  
>Enter Spike, still young after all those years, given up on Rarity.  
>Always thought highly of AJ.  
>Decides to visit the acres today.

Now this I can believe. Don’t give up hope, AJ. I’m sure there are a few guys still waiting on you, even now.

Just enslave Big Mac and Applebloom’s brood.

>Applejack still living in Sweet Apple Acres  
>Big Mac, Fluttershy and their four foals cluttering up the place  
>Constant tension and awkwardness as the two most passive ponies can’t broach the subject of her moving out and the most stubborn pony refuses to leave her family home  
>Applebloom keeps coming to visit from her workshop in the city, trying to lure her sister out with stories of opportunity for older mares  
>Most of her other friends have their own families or responsibilities now, and can’t visit as often as they used to  
>Some days she catches herself wondering if she could just go out the same way her folks did

“or getting woo’ed”  
not canon anymore

I wish I could be her special somepony. :’(

Sympathy.