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Retarded, pointless shit I made after watching Pacific Rim for the 69th time. Damn this movie just does NOT get old.

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@Astronomus  
Actually, the smallest Kaiju we see is Onibaba (the big crab thing that chased Mako in her flashback before getting turned into seafood scampi by Coyote Tango).
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@Yorozuya  
They ARE that small. Many people have done scales using apples, the 8 foot candy cane and even EqG’s door frames, and it all gives roughly the same results, between 85 and 100cm for a mare. I have no idea how they measure the kaiju, Slattern is supposed to be like 180 meters or so, yet without his tail he’s nowhere near twice as tall as Gypsy, who is 80 meters. Since in most scenes, Otachi’s head is roughly at chest level, I guess it’s the general posture, not ‘standing upright’, so from head to tail she would be MUCH larger. Her wing span is pretty damn impressive as well.
Yorozuya

@Nosfrat  
Actually, I don’t think they are that small. All I said was “I assume they are about the size as a human.” But it’s a moot point, really.
 
Also, Otachi doesn’t stand upright, either. And it’s measured at, what, 63 meters?
 
Spike still gets stomped.
Nosfrat

@Yorozuya  
Ponies (mares) are about 90cm (3’) sans horn/mane/ears. so no, Spike is much smaller than you’d think. But it’s hard to accurately measure the height of something with a long ass neck and tail, and that never really stands upright.
Yorozuya

@Nosfrat  
Smaller than that, actually.
 
I’m going to assume that ponies are about the size of a human. When Spike picked Rarity up by his tail, I calculate that spike is about 15 to 20 meters high. With that being said, humans are literally ants to kaiju in Pacific Rim, measuring up to 80+ meters.
 
As much as I like Spike, this is a spite.
Nosfrat

@Astronomus  
Only 63 meters? Fuck, now I’m gonna have to try and evaluate Spike’s size. At first glance I’d have said around 25-30 meters, but well.
 
But yeah I guess you guys are right, between her acid, tail, wings and sheer size, poor Spike doesn’t really stand a chance.  
I can totally see him ripping out her acid sack, though.
Nosfrat

@Yorozuya  
I’m pretty sure the kaiju HATE fire. If Spike manages to actually fire a steram of inferno, and not a scroll from Celestia, he might just score a quick and clean kill.
 
He’s not THAT much smaller either, a third of the size maybe, and that would make him about twenty times as agile, factoring in his bulkier frame.