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It would forever haunt Lyra Heartstrings that she could not move fast enough to take the bullets that killed one of her first Human friends, John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
NotThatAnyoneCares
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

What few people know is that the Secret Service placed a unicorn on the Presidental motorcade in Dallas. She jumped off, as per her orders, three blocks before the car reached the Texas Book Depository.
 
Following the assassination, all attempts to contact “Lyra Heartstrings” failed. Official FBI records and the Warren Report both state that she does not exist.