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why don’t I have a life

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Jackie Kennedy is walking down a hallway when she hears a couple guys whispering about her husband’s newest photo in a room nearby. She puts her head to the door and listens.
 
“Yeah he brought us in and showed it to us and we didn’t know what to say. It was quite the picture.” “What was it of, Nixon?” “Ha, no, it was of that white horse thing he likes so much”
 
Her eyes widen as a frown appears on her face.“Of that pony, again…”  
She quickly walks off to JFK’s office.  
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The president is doing some paperwork at his desk in the Oval Office, every couple of minutes glancing back up at the picture of Rarity that he had hung up that morning.  
“Best purchase I’ve made in a long time” he thought with a grin. Just then, the door bursts open as Jackie angrily enters the room.“Jackie, what is wrong?”
 
She glares at him as she turns to the side of the room, spotting the giant picture of the cartoon unicorn in a rather suggestive position hanging up. She points to it. “Jack, what on earth is that?!?”
 
JFK, somehow oblivious to why she is upset, comments on it. “Oh, I just got that in today. Commissioned one of my favorite Brony artists to draw it up. Pretty nice, huh”
 
She sighs. “Jack, listen, I think your pony obsession has gone too far. Just look at this thing! Tell me that it isn’t not safe for work. I dare you”
 
“Um”
 
“I can’t deal with stuff like this. Imagine if Caroline saw it. Image if the press saw it! There’s already enough bad publicity about the Kennedys floating around. I demand you to take all your Rarity stuff down. In fact, I would love it if you tossed this “interest” away. She’s a cartoon unicorn from a children’s show. She doesn’t love you, Jack. I love you.” She crosses her arms sternly.
 
“I love you too, Jackie…” Jack begins to pout “But… but she’s my waifu”  
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“Well I’m your wife