Alright fluffy, let’s call it a day and go home.

@NuclearReaver59  
Yeah, hugboxers are more common, but they’re just transitioned abusers who got bored, so just give ’em a couple of weeks.
 
Regardless, yeah; quite a few baseball-fluffies get taken in for their durability, and compared to most other fluffies, are protected quite well, like animals in certain religions.

@MezzoDragon  
This

@NuclearReaver59  
What does that mean?

@ShimmeringStallion  
So are hug boxers.

@NuclearReaver59  
But in this economy, so are ejected fans.

@NotThatAnyoneCares  
True.

@MezzoDragon
 
Hey, at least it would be funny and not just the mindless hatefests most such comics would be.

@Background Pony #D65A  
If it results in more unnecessary abuse on innocent fluffies, then yes.

@NotThatAnyoneCares  
That sounds like a good plan. Also give the players a tutorial in how to do tattooing so people can get the baseball fluffs signed after the game.  
Is it wrong that I would like to see somebody develop this into a comic now?

@NotThatAnyoneCares  
But since the field is in a bad neighborhood, death of fluffy base balls are common.

@Background Pony #D65A
 
Those who successfully catch a foul ball are given the option of taking it home, along with a voucher for basic fluffy care products, or personally throwing it back into play. A fan who kills the fluffy on catching it is ejected for delay of game.

I believe the baseball fluff was developed for the blind to play baseball. When thrown, the fluff will naturally scream the trademark “NUUUUUU!!” until caught by the catcher or will switch to a high pitched “SCREEE!!!” if hit by the batter. If the fluffy is not caught by a player in the field, the cries of “OWWIES!” and “HUWTIES!” will lead the players to it’s location. Developed to be more sturdy than it’s non-baseball brethren, the baseball fluff is typically used for 2 or 3 successful strikes with the bat before it is replaced by another fluff and allowed time to recover. However, it is not uncommon for strong batters or for the occasional swing to connect just right that the baseball fluff is killed outright, leading to an in-field home run.

@NotThatAnyoneCares  
Or at the batter if you’re the pitcher.  
“Hey batta batta! Hey batta SWING!”

The sad part is that even if you try to be nice to it, almost nobody can defeat the instinct to throw it to first base.

@NuclearReaver59  
I doubt it. Unless it is done is a very gentle manor.

@ShyPone  
I bet it looks even cuter when thrown.

Aw poor thing. It looks so adorable. ;_;