Oh Fuck NO!

@The_Mungoman
 
[“Any Way You Want It” by Journey plays over a montage of Pinkie Pie wrecking shop all over the universe, mostly because I’m fairly sure it was invented just to be a montage song]
 
[Meanwhile, somewhere out in the vast and majestic expanse of time and space~]
 
Discord:  
“Well, that escalated quickly.”
 
[The Great Pie, Ender of All That Was and Will Be, pops out of nowhere right next to him]
 
Pinkie Pie XII:  
“Hi, Discord!”
 
Discord:  
[Jumps back] “@&%$!”
 
THE Pink:  
[Giggles] “Hey now, watch the language! Kids would be watching, you know, if they still existed.” [Smiles] “Anywhoozles, you didn’t think I’d go through the trouble of throwing The Final Party and not invite you, did you, ya big Silly-Billy?”
 
Discord:  
[Snaps his claws, forming an invisible barrier between them] “Back off, Laughing One, I’m protected by seven proxies and the 4th Wall!”
 
Her Omnipotent Pinkness:  
[Snaps her… fingers(?)… somehow, whatever, the barrier disappears] “Hehe, there’s no protection anymore, no more hiding or fooling me with false identities. I’m everywhere. I’m everything.” [Gigglesnorts] “Isn’t that neat?”
 
Discord:  
“I would say that I’m horrified beyond words, but those are words.”
 
Pink Pyroclasm:  
“That’s okies, you can’t talk without a tongue!”
 
[The obvious ensues]
 
End?

@Joseph Raszagal  
I love this.

@Xidphel
 
Back off, Red. Mauve just moved into town and it’s lookin’ for primary colors.

@Joseph Raszagal  
Turns out it’s the universally recognized color for danger.

Princess Celestia:  
[Sitting behind a big, princessly desk] “Twilight, I’m telling you this simply as a formality as we have only moments to live, but I’ve officially raised the National Threat Level to DEFCON 57.3, Code Mauve.”
 
Twilight:  
[Raises eyebrow] “If I remember correctly, isn’t that the fake one that I made up as a filly?”
 
Princess Celestia:  
“Yes, it is.”
 
Twilight:  
[Eyebrow raises further] “I don’t understand, why raise the threat level to something that an imaginative foal concocted after seven too many cookies?”
 
[Demonstrative explosions that sound suspiciously like birthday party songs rage in the distance]
 
Princess Celestia:  
[As voiced by Liam Neeson] “Because our reports have indicated that Pinkie Pie has just ingested seven too many cups of espresso.”
 
[Dramatic pause of dramaticness]
 
Twilight:  
“Dear, sweet Celest~
 
Princess Celestia:  
“Yes?”
 
Twilight:  
“Shut up, I’m monologuing.”
 
[Confetti bomb blows open a hole in the palace throne room]
 
[Pinkie Pie enters]
 
Twilight:  
“So, the Eternal Party is finally upon us.”
 
Pinkie Pie Supreme:  
[As voiced by Gene Wilder after three lines of cocaine] “Silly Twilight, the party was always upon you. The difference is now you’ve invited.”
 
[A clusterf^^k of pastel ’splosions and a seriously boss soundtrack performed by Supertramp and at least two members of The Police follows]
 
[Roll credits]
 
…
 
[Credits can’t be rolled as the concept of credits or the rolling of them requires a universe for the rolling of said credits to be contained within]
 
The End?

Oh God! State of emergency! DEFCON 1! Everyone panic! *air raid sirens sound*

And that’s how Equestria was unmade.

And Thus the Apocalypse of Equestria Began..

@Unkone-Pony  
You mean the 50th.

Prepare for the 5th wall to be broken.

If it was red bull & Monster…

EVERYONE DIED

IT’S HAPPENING

@MisterMusashi  
That… is adorable.

…there’s no escape. Blindfold yourselves, so you don’t see it coming.

@Oh the humanity
 
Now we must burn you on stake.

Related: >>1044

Heretical thought: She is what she is because of several cups of coffee every morning. With sugar. Lots of it.

I feel like she would become what Hammy does in Over the Hedge

Well shit. Everyone take cover!