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“I mean, Lotus and Aloe are beautiful, but a girl needs some sexual variety! It’s like only wearing black all the time!”
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And then it turns out Rarity did, and she liked it a little too much and that is why Bulk won’’t touch her.
Note from Future Scrounge: I said this before Season 5 started.
Of course, the question is: Do you really want a massage from Bulk Biceps?
No. No, I don’t think you want that at all.
I don’t know what you’re talking about…
>.>
Did you have to break her legs on a staircase, dude? :/
Sure, I’ll give here one.
Here Rarity.
If it’s the one im thinking of, it’s pretty damn hot.
Nobody else gets to touch the Twins’ bitches. XD
FAUSTICOOOOOOOOORNNNNN!!!!
Fun fact, the third image in an image search for Broly turned up a moe R63 version of him. Dafuq, internet?
Naa, that was just rum, and i was being a distraction.
HIT IT GUYS!
Oh crap, Lauren Faust was sick and drank from the water! You fool, you’ve spread the Faust Virus!
What, gonna make apple pies at me?
(splash him with holy water/acid)
THE POWER FAUSTICORN COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER FAUSTICORN COMPELS YOU!
I will destroy you and everything you love with apples. :I
Monster? No. I AM THE DEVIL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
…What, nobody ever watched the Japanese dub of the first Broli movie? Just me? o_O
You would cheat on Applejack!?
You monster!
And this is why I have Lorien on speed-dial. Now I’ll have twenty whole years to mess with the Apples! XD
(beats him with a shovel)
@Applejack
If I was married to you I would be so happy and never dream of cheating on you.
@TheAbridgenator
(beats him some more then goes to bury him)
Oh, like you and Big Mac aren’t already seeing eachother. XDDD
Considering most male masseuses look like a weird fusion of He-Man and Roger Moore, it wouldn’t shock me. XD