@Background Pony #E35A  
Feeling drained without your morning coffee is probably partially down to withdrawal symptoms. It’s an addictive substance.

BaneSwg  
That’s not really true. They say drinking TOO MUCH Caffeine can cause brain and nerve damage. As long as you only drink about two cups of coffee a day and no more than that then you should be fine.
 
Anymore than two cups and you’ll start feeling your nerves shoot up. Drink more than three cups a day and you’ll have really bad problems with your nerves.
 
Luckly, I only drink two cups a day. Two cups is enough for me to get through the day. And I feel fine at the end of the day.
 
Some people say we’re better off without coffee. Sadly, this is not true as our body needs coffee to start the day. Coffee is just like gas for our body. If we’ve got no coffee then our body just won’t start up right.

BaneSwg
 
Yep. Sounds about right. :/

They say caffeine can cause brain damage, but not drinking any coffee can land you in an asylum.

There’s a Seinfeld reference to be made here.

I did this once.
 
I didn’t realize I was wearing Derpy’s clothes until I was halfway to work.

The jam toast in the pocket really ties it all together.

oh Derpy, I think you need to wake up a touch more before getting dressed, somethings a miss with your outfit

Хотару, а будет с ней что-нибудь explicit или questionable?

“No, no, no, no, no! You’ve got it backwards…!”  

I think you’re doing it wrong.

Ummm Derpy y-your umm cloth?

Oh Derpy.