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That’ll work. X3
Just dress up as Pinkie Pie.
(referencing >>346467)
German? Yeah. Turkish? Nah.
Though I don’t know of that many women that can pee standing up.
Nah, they’ll just assume your a mix of German and Turkish :P
I think my facial hair and broad shoulders would be a dead giveaway. That and standing while I pee.
See, your problem is you asked. Best thing to do would be to just walk in like you belong, head into a stall, do your thing and leave.
They’ll be frozen in a state of confusion wondering if you were a normal guy or a reaalllyyy ugly girl.
Can’t see that ending well.
Hey, ladies? The line for the men’s room is pretty long. Mind if I use one of the stalls in here?
*Gets hit in the head by a nondescript cosmetic item.*
OW! Hey! Ladies. I just…
*Dodges another item.*
If you’d please stop throwing things at me and let me explain.
*Glass bottle flies by my head and shatters on the wall behind me.*
I’M ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS HERE IF I…
*Get’s tackled by guards.*
HOLD ON A MIN………WELL THAT’S JUST FUCKING GREAT! DON’T WORRY, LADIES! I’VE JUST SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS! HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!
Yea. And if you really gotta go you could always just storm into the girl bathroom.
… wait….
I’d rather wait in line.
Not sure what’s worse, what you just described… or having to wait in a 20 person line to use the restroom.
Yeah. You don’t even have to look at him to know he’s right there.
Me: “Dude. Personal space.”
Dude: “…”
Me: “Do you really need to go or is this just your thing?”
Dude: “…”
Me: (“If this guy breaks out his phone, I’m gonna kick his ass.”)
Then you get that creeper that walks in and takes the one urinal next to you even though there is a string of 96 other unoccupied urinals.
I remember back in high school we had something called the 1-3-5 rule. Not an actual rule. Just a guy’s code of conduct whenever you’re using the urinals. Basically, it means it’s safe to use the urinal two over on either side of the guy currently using the urinal. For example, if there’s three urinals and there’s a guy using the far right, it’s okay to use the one on the far left. And if some asshole’s using the one in the middle, you either wait or go shoulder to shoulder with the guy. Forgot to mention that there were no dividers in my high school. So if three guys really have to go, it’s gonna be three guys shoulder to shoulder taking a piss. Awkward.
Aww you poor thing :P
But yea I think most people would be uncomfortable in that scenario.
They use the stalls. Except for that one lady with the deep voice. NAAAH! Just kidding.
But, yeah, it doesn’t help that I’m piss shy.
Hah! Sucks.
But I assume they’d be in the stalls… right? So what difference does it make?
(I hope to God they’d be in the stalls 0.0 )
I shit you not. I’ve been in two situations where the line for the women’s room was so long, ladies started moving into the men’s room. It’s hard enough trying to take a piss when it’s just other guys, but nooooooo, thanks to little miss I-gotta-go, I can’t go.
And a nightclub, and n open bar, and a 5-star restaurant, and a hookah bar….
There has to be a long line in front of every girls room for a reason dammit! >_<
I imagine, with the lack of urinals, they just have more room for toilets and sinks.
…and a luxury spa.
I always expected the girls room to be more glamorous than that… ._.
yet again +10