Aludin wins, actually. Discord is solar system level while Alduin is Multiversal.

@Keith Mowz  
okay anything else you want to say or are we done here?

@Background Pony #7783  
Clearly you don’t, because you keep doing it.

@Keith Mowz  
well i get that, you don’t need to be such an asshole about it.

@Background Pony #78FD  
Oh, you’re that BP.
 
Since you don’t seem to understand this basic concept of communication; conversations naturally come to an end instead of being dragged on forever.

people stop commenting again.

@Keith Mowz  
the point is that even discord has the optiion to kill and in death battle they’ll make him kill anyway he probably won’t do it because even though he’s no longer being stopeed by the god damn censors he still won’t because he’s a troll not a murderer so he probably won’t start killing people, but since he doesn’t fight even if did start killing people he still get his ass kicked.

@Keith Mowz  
oh right my bad. of course the thing is this is a death battle, i mean one of the rules is that to make sure the fight ends with one of the fighters dieing the death battle guys remove the personality traits that prevent one of the fighters from killing the other, however on the mlp show it’s completely g-rated so even if discord wasn’t a retarded dumbass who rather fuck around than just kill or fight his enemies he still wouldn’t do anything that could only be shown in an anime.

@Background Pony #E7AC  
Because they’re depicted in the show itself, not in a death battle?!?

@Keith Mowz  
okay yeah but then how do you explain all the other villains who refuse to do anything that’s not g-rated?

@Background Pony #E7AC  
Rainbow Dash won her match despite being on the exact same show. Your argument is invalid.

discord is much more powerful than alduin, but alduin still wins because discord can’t kill, well he can, but because he’s on a show made by the hub network and the hub network are a bunch of pussies when it comes to anything that isn’t G-RATED like oh i don’t know every anime in existence. i mean hell even dragon ball z goes past the g-rating and it’s got to have the least amount of gore out of any anime at all.

@Master Fox  
so then what do you think?

@Keith Mowz  
The sad part is, No one had to make it anyway. They could just let some things fade away and never be seen again.

@Background Pony #97EF  
It reminds me of the response the guy had when asked why he did the god-awful shot-for-shot-remake of Psycho. “so no one else would have to”.

@Master Fox  
well yeah but no one ever wrote a story where alduin ends up getting his ass kicked by a reality warper and so i write a story about it since no one else is going to.

@Background Pony #97EF  
I think Most people would argue yes, Alduin would lose without someone writing the fanfiction for how it plays out.
 
It would have been better if it had character returns and proper spacing as if your reading a story. Maybe even posting a link to said story rather then the wall of text.

@Keith Mowz  
also the only reason i wasted your and everyone else’s time with role-playing is because i’m positive alduin can’t beat a reality warper in a fight.

@Keith Mowz  
oh yeah no one gives a shit about role-playing.

@Background Pony #97EF  

 
Try parsing your stuff into actual sentences.
 
And then delete it all because no one wants to read your roleplaying in the comments.

i wonder what it would be like if i could warp reality and was up against alduin? well it probably go something like this: i’m walking around in a grassy clearing, wondering what to do. paradox:hmm I’ve already done so much. i’ve beat asura in a fight, who has enough strength to the make the hulk his bitch, killed tirek in cold blood, and killed kratos. there seems to be nothing else i can-paradox:is cut off by a loud roar. i look up to see a large dragon with black scales land about 20 feet in front of me. paradox:(hey i know this guy. he’s alduin). alduin:starts speaking in dragon. paradox:(okay seriously what the HELL is this guy saying!) paradox:(oh! i know i’ll confuse him!) paradox:starts talking in Japanese alduin actually stops talking to look down at this creature. alduin:i’m sorry what? paradox:sorry it’s just that you’re talking weird, so i decided to start talking weird, also that and i’m so bored so i’m going to pass the time by killing you. alduin: i think not, i am alduin, son of akatosh and i will devour this world and you with it! paradox:yeah that’s not gonna happen. FIGHT! taking advantage of the fact alduin was confused at hearing some random guy yell “FIGHT!” i run towards alduin and proceed to give myself superman’s strength, deadpool’s regeneration, batman’s skill at martial arts, and the ki attacks’s of goku and his friends before blasting him with a big bang attack. alduin sees the attack coming and takes to the skies, dodging it. alduin flies around the clearing a few times before letting out a stream of flames. paradox:oh shit! i snap my fingers making a giant knight shield show up and block the attack. alduin then flies past me, only for me to use my magic to teleport in-front of him. alduin isn’t able to react in time as i put both hands over my face, close my eyes and yell “solar flare!”. alduin screams in pain as he’s blinded, and i then use that as my chance to attack. i teleport onto his back and using my magic turn my hands into claws covered in admantium before slashing and cutting at alduin’s skin. alduin then notices me cutting him to death and starts doing barrel rolls to shake me up, and after a while he succeeds. i start to fall through the air but i then use my magic to grow bat and dragon wings, stopping me from falling to my death. i then looks up at alduin who proceeds to yell “fo krah diin!” before shooting a ball of ice at me, which doesn’t do very much. i then snap my fingers, making a giant anvil fall on alduin, knocking him to the ground and breaking some of his bones. i then snap my fingers again, making it rain arrows, causing most of them to impale him, making him scream in pain. i keep this up for a few more minutes before making the arrow rain, and look at alduin to see him now look like a pincushion of arrows. paradox:you that looks like it hurts! you should probably see a doctor about that. alduin:fus ro dah! the shout sends me flying, causing me to roll across the ground until i stop. alduin takes to the skies again, before flying towards me and letting out a stream of flames. paradox:ow my head what hit me? paradox:looks up to see flames heading towards him paradox:oh that! …..paradox:OH SHIT! i snap my fingers again, making a giant force field to block the flames. paradox:okay i’m getting real tired of this shit. i snap my fingers, causing a giant lightning bolt to hit me, causing me to be covered in dust. alduin looks through the dust only to fly back as i jump out of the dust now just as big as him! i quickly close the distance and tackle him, sending us both flying to the ground, with alduin breaking my fall. paradox:yep yep that’s good for the spine. alduin:get off me! alduin shoves me off before taking to the skies but i thrust my hand out, grabbing him by the tail and stopping him. alduin:WHAT! i then yank alduin out of the sky and slam hin into the ground over and over again before dropping him and then kicking him like a soccer ball. alduin skips like a stone across the ground before stopping. as he starts to get up he yells “FUS RO DAH!” blasting me with another dragonshout, but i block it by putting my arms up, only for it to be a diversion as alduin quickly grabs me by the shoulders. alduin:“my teeth to your neck!” he sinks his teeth into my throat, but i teleport away before summoning a giant mallet and slamming it on alduin, slamming him deep into the ground and breaking even more of his bones. i do this a few more times before alduin can just barely get up. alduin, now pissed off roars at the sky, causing it to get dark. paradox:the hell’s up with the sky? suddenly it starts raining meteors causing explosion everywhere. i snap my fingers, causing all the meteors to turn into marsh-mellows. i then teleport above alduin as he’s still wondering what the hell just happened before bringing both my hands down in a double axe handle, slamming him into the ground. alduin starts to get up, but i put my hands together, making them form a triangle and yell “KI KO HO!” firing a massive energy blast at him, causing a huge explosion, complete with a mushroom cloud. even after being taking a massive ki blast to the back, now being a pincushion of arrows, and being target pratice for a bizarre version of whack a mole, alduin still has the strength to stand. alduin gets up and tries to take to the skies, but i snap my fingers causing his wings to disappear. alduin roars as he falls to the ground. i snap my fingers again, returning me to normal size. paradox:“you know this has been pretty entertaining but i’m afraid it’s come to an end”. alduin tries to get up, but i lift my hand up and point it at him, causing him to be caught in a magical grip. he struggles as i make a “come here” motion, quickly pulling him towards me before flying towards him, pulling my fist back and uppercutting him with all my strength. a loud crack is heard as i use the strength of superman to break alduin’s jaw, also causing him to go flying into the air like a ragdoll. i snap my fingers again, causing a giant statue of chuck norris with his arms crossed, to fall out of the sky on alduin’s back. alduin screams in pain as he feels his spine shatter like tissue paper, as i slowly start to walk towards him while wearing badass sunglasses. i then teleport on top of him, using my chaos magic to absorb his powers, and then discarding everything except for his meteor shower attack. paradox: and now to finish you off. alduin manages to get up, despite being powerless and beaten, and lunges at me. alduin:“my teeth to your neck”! i snap my fingers again, making a giant fist uppercut alduin in the stomach making him cough up an ocean’s worth of blood and sending him flying into the air. using my chaos magic,i gather energy into myself and using it to go super saiyan 3. paradox:DRAGON FIST! i then point a straight fist at alduin and out comes a golden dragon as big as he is. the dragon slams right through alduin’s stomach and comes out of his back as it starts to wrap around him. alduin manages to yell out “ZU’U UNSLAAD”! and ZU’U NIS OBLAAN!” before disappearing in a fiery explosion, which also turns the burnt up clearing into a burning wasteland. when the dust clears, the only things left of alduin is a few parts of his armor, his head, and his tail, although most of his tail is now ashes. paradox:looks around at the burning wasteland and snap his fingers. suddenly everything changes. the clearing turns into out of a sonic the hedgehog mini-game, the sun turns pink and two more suns, one blue and another red, appear next to it, flying fire breathing pigs appear and start flying across the sky, and giant rabbits and squirrels ran across the land. i then snap my fingers again, causing a giant throne resembling a giant skull hand to appear in front of me. i sit down in it, reading a book upside down while and drinking pepsi cola from a coffee mug that was dripping lava and acid while i spread my wings out, using my magic to absorb the surrounding chaos around me, making me stronger and stronger by the minute. paradox:“hmm i wonder if any of the guys in this universe can beat a god”? KO! this fight’s winner is paradox. paradox:“and that’s how it’s done”.

discord snaps his fingers and aludin’s soul is unfortunately transported into princess blueblood’s body.

@Master Fox  
it honestly kind of makes sense in context considering alduin was this very feared and powerful dragon from skyrim yet he fights this weird looking goat thing and next thing he knows he’s a rabbit and being cared for by this adorable but kind of annoying pony with wings who treats all animals like her chldren.

@Background Pony #C18A  
And now we know why Angel Bunny is evil.

discord snaps his fingers turning alduin into a rabbit, then gives him to fluttershy as a present.